Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[hog88]

Does that type of diesel not require DEF?

They all do now. Unless you delete them.

 

[LouderVol]

You're sassy today. I like that. I like it a lot.

You have my number

 

[hog88]

You have my number

And according to Dink you're easy.

 

[McDad]

You have my number

I write it on the walls of sketchy, seedy establishments as often as possible.

 

[McDad]

They all do now. Unless you delete them.

You added DEF which is required. But you made a bonehead move. So, your Titan is deleted and you wasted the DEF?>??

 

[hog88]

You added DEF which is required. But you made a bonehead move. So, your Titan is deleted and you wasted the DEF?>??

No, my bonehead move was putting DEF in the fuel tank instead of the DEF tank.

 

[VolStrom]

No, my bonehead move was putting DEF in the fuel tank instead of the DEF tank.

Ask him how the poor kid that he backed his Beemer into is doing?

 

[McDad]

No, my bonehead move was putting DEF in the fuel tank instead of the DEF tank.

Of course!

I can't believe yall missed that. Dat gum idjits.

 

[StarRaider]

I write it on the walls of sketchy, seedy establishments as often as possible.

eight 6 seven 5 three oh nine?

 

[DancingOutlaw]

I write it on the walls of sketchy, seedy establishments as often as possible.

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm becoming quite the cultured country boy.

SSC and I are going to see the John Williams birthday celebration performed by the OKC Philharmonic in November.

 

[McDad]

I'm becoming quite the cultured country boy.

SSC and I are going to see the John Williams birthday celebration performed by the OKC Philharmonic in November.

Nice. Remember: white tie with blue overalls; black tie with gray overalls.

 

[lawgator1]

I'm becoming quite the cultured country boy.

SSC and I are going to see the John Williams birthday celebration performed by the OKC Philharmonic in November.

Who is that?

 

[Grand Vol]

Who is that?

You should ban yourself.

 

[McDad]

Who is that?

It's GV's imaginary girlfriend.

 

[lawgator1]

It's GV's imaginary girlfriend.

That's Esmerelda and she is around here somewhere.

 

[LouderVol]

I write it on the walls of sketchy, seedy establishments as often as possible.

Just choose places with fewer pollsters and politicians.

 

[GordonC]

I write it on the walls of sketchy, seedy establishments as often as possible.

just to be clear, you're not talking about garden centers, right?

 

[AM64]

No, my bonehead move was putting DEF in the fuel tank instead of the DEF tank.

This all makes so much more sense now. BTW, since the main ingredient other than water is urea, have you ever thought about draining your tank into the DEF tank?

 

[UT_Dutchman]

This all makes so much more sense now. BTW, since the main ingredient other than water is urea, have you ever thought about draining your tank into the DEF tank?

Probably shouldn't put the def-diesel mixture into the def tank. I just have to worry about my people putting gasoline in the diesel vehicles.

 

[Weezer]

You have my number

Who charges who for the phone sex?

 

[Weezer]

I write it on the walls of sketchy, seedy establishments as often as possible.

Too much effort. Next time someone calls you about an extended warranty, give them his number.

 

[McDad]

Who charges who for the phone sex?

Our relationship isn't that wholesome.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

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Lmao...forgot about this classic scene

 

[marcusluvsvols]

It was just revealed that our rejected not football coach Schianos Rutgers (state university of NJ btw) football team has ordered $450,000 worth of Doordash and Ubereats in the last 14 months, all on taxpayers dime. RU has a $73,000,000 DEFICIT athletic department....

Yall think our UT guys can order whatever they want from restaurants, delivered, and the UT coffers pays for it?? This is, after all, the SEC and our football program makes many millions rather than running a 73MM deficit AD.....