Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Orangeburst]

Went to Baskin Robbin’s for ice cream, I ordered a 2 scoop hot fudge Sunday with nuts and whip cream. The teeny bopper working had to go ask another employee how to make one.

We’re doomed.

you just said you were on a diet..you fall off the wagon already?

 

[Orangeburst]

What else would you go to Baskin Robbin's for other than ice cream? Did they suddenly start serving regular food?

he was wanting some nuts

 

[hog88]

Then how do you get new members?

The application is online, just keep googling it.

 

[hog88]

What else would you go to Baskin Robbin's for other than ice cream? Did they suddenly start serving regular food?

This one has a Dunkin Doughnuts attached to it.

 

[InVOLuntary]

@McDad already has scurvy and crabs

Add Hog and you've got the quarantined cruise.

 

[hog88]

you just said you were on a diet..you fall off the wagon already?

Ever heard of cheat days?

 

[Weezer]

This one has a Dunkin Doughnuts attached to it.

Wouldn't that be Dunkin, and not Baskin Robbins?

 

[Weezer]

The application is online, just keep googling it.

At what point can I expect a trucker to pull up outside my house?

 

[hog88]

Wouldn't that be Dunkin, and not Baskin Robbins?

No it’s a BR on one side and a DD on the other. Fat boys paradise

 

[Orangeburst]

Ever heard of cheat days?

get 4 scoops then

 

[Weezer]

he was wanting some nuts

That's what he goes to @McDad 's for.

 

[AM64]

The murder channel is slowly convincing me there's a secret society of long-haul truckers that are serial killers.

I haven't wandered into other forums lately because I don't have much free time. However, I haven't seen anything of @NurseGoodVol, but @0nelilreb appears to be active. Proof of your theory?

 

[Weezer]

I haven't wandered into other forums lately because I don't have much free time. However, I haven't seen anything of @NurseGoodVol, but @0nelilreb appears to be active. Proof of your theory?

Possibly. We should ask Hog. You think he calls himself "Hog" because he gets rid of the bodies?

 

[AM64]

You have a sadistic relationship with machines.

Appears more masochistic, but he does seem to have a fascination with whirling fingers of doom and spinning wheels of death.

 

[Weezer]

Or we could ask @0nelilreb .......

 

[AM64]

Ever heard of cheat days?

I kinda noticed you made "day" plural rather than singular.

 

[AM64]

So this morning I got my wife from the bed to the bathroom and seated properly on the throne. While I was straightening up the bed and picking stuff up, she fell off. I got a stand with good solid arms to assist so she can't possibly go sideways. HTH do you just fall off a toilet? Story of my life lately ... my shoulders and other joints will never be the same again.

 

[0nelilreb]

I haven't wandered into other forums lately because I don't have much free time. However, I haven't seen anything of @NurseGoodVol, but @0nelilreb appears to be active. Proof of your theory?

She is wayyy more scary in murder/death/ kill knowledge than me . I just hold steering wheels and try to find where the good food is .

 

[InVOLuntary]

@Septic

Did you make your boat trip to the BVIs yet?

 

[volfanhill]

 

[VOLS INC.]

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[AM64]

She is wayyy scary in murder/death/ kill knowledge than me . I just hold steering wheels and try to find where the good food is .

Nurses know things we've never dreamed of ... things that can hurt us.

 

[Weezer]

Nurses know things we've never dreamed of ... things that can hurt us.

They've trained to put things in your pee hole.

 

[AM64]

They've trained to put things in your pee hole.

You haven't lived until a nurse or tech decides to first clean the whole vicinity with something alcohol based ... or worse. It the "First , do no harm" thing included bodily pain and psychological suffering, the medical profession violates the oath on a regular basis.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Ill-advised perversion is ND40's claim to fame.

It’s a miracle solution …. I use that stuff on everything