Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[McDad]

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Hey, wait a minute.

 

[McDad]

Look man I'm just sick of you land developers selling houses to silver spoon Gen Zs who play loud jungle music and take tik tok sh*ts in my begonias.

He said he is interested in buying a small strip of the property I checked out. I asked what he'd give. He said, "bout 15 hunnerd". I said if I buy it'll have to be $15,000. He said I was dumb as he**.

Like we just met 2-3 minutes ago and he's tossing that out there casually.

 

[gcbvol]

He said he is interested in buying a small strip of the property I checked out. I asked what he'd give. He said, "bout 15 hunnerd". I said if I buy it'll have to be $15,000. He said I was dumb as he**.

Like we just met 2-3 minutes ago and he's tossing that out there casually.

Clearly a friend of hog.

 

[hog88]

Met a benign racist today. Looking at a property the neighbor came out to greet me. One of these grizzled old farts that don't give a dam what anybody thinks.
He doesn't like black, brown or white trash. Calls them all the N word. But his "good buddy" is a black man he taught to drive trucks 20 something years ago.
And everyone is crazy as he**, dumb as sh**, and lost their god**** mind.

It's impressive to make such an indelible impression in a short amount of time. Especially when he's spitting tobacco juice every 90 seconds.

The real estate agent I called later is realizing why this house hasn't sold. The neighbor is running prospects off.

I needed that guy when my neighbor sold his house

 

[McDad]

I needed that guy when my neighbor sold his house

Lol. Probably what he's doing. Make it unwanted. Steal it from current owner and resale without the "folksy rizz"

 

[hog88]

He said he is interested in buying a small strip of the property I checked out. I asked what he'd give. He said, "bout 15 hunnerd". I said if I buy it'll have to be $15,000. He said I was dumb as he**.

Like we just met 2-3 minutes ago and he's tossing that out there casually.

At least he can read people

 

[NorthDallas40]

I was sitting here..like why is he saying I'm pompous????


Then I saw the highlight.

Pompous and slow. Nice, dual threat

 

[DinkinFlicka]

At least he can read people

Win.

 

[McDad]

At least he can read people

 

[hog88]

Lol. Probably what he's doing. Make it unwanted. Steal it from current owner and resale without the "folksy rizz"

I should have listened to that woman I’m married to and brought the damn thing. Now I’ve got little Guatemala next door.

 

[McDad]

I hate all of yall. You are all dumber than he**.

 

[hog88]

I hate all of yall. You are all dumber than he**.

You ain’t wrong

 

[McDad]

I should have listened to that woman I’m married to and brought the damn thing. Now I’ve got little Guatemala next door.

You got a brother around Mt Pleasant TN?

 

[hog88]

You got a brother around Mt Pleasant TN?

no

They aren’t bad except there is about 10 or so that live there with as many vehicles that park in what used to be grass

 

[McDad]

no

They aren’t bad except there is about 10 or so that live there with as many vehicles that park in what used to be grass

Buy it in 10 years when it's a dump.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Buy it in 10 years when it's a dump.

Or a meth lab. Then just throw a Molotov cocktail over the fence and duck. Then buy the self cleaned off lot!

 

[McDad]

Or a meth lab. Then just throw a Molotov cocktail over the fence and duck. Then buy the self cleaned off lot!

A family of guatemalans after an explosion:

 

[hog88]

Or a meth lab. Then just throw a Molotov cocktail over the fence and duck. Then buy the self cleaned off lot!

I like the way you think

 

[volfanhill]

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[marcusluvsvols]

You got a brother around Mt Pleasant TN?

"Twin Cousin."

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Good morning ...

 

[gcbvol]

Man, the Olympic golf final round is going to be fire tomorrow.

 

[gcbvol]

 

[McDad]

 pole vault

 

[DinkinFlicka]

 pole vault

Hopefully he'll reMember to tuck it next time.