Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

I finally got around to face my fears and finished the boat mod job using the instrument of maiming and death. I was wearing that chain mail glove and had a death grip on the now added handle with the gloved hand. Went smooth as silk and it tool has been put back in its lair.

So all I gotta do now is reassemble all the pieces woohoo! So the damn tubes are still about 6” too long. I trimmed them all to the length of the longest tube instead of the shortest tube. 🤬

I will now load them all back up in the truck and take them to my buddy’s shop with a band saw like I did last time. I’m not gonna get in a hurry and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory this late in the game. Well… not more defeat anyway.

Hooray for a non OSHA recordable!
 
I finally got around to face my fears and finished the boat mod job using the instrument of maiming and death. I was wearing that chain mail glove and had a death grip on the now added handle with the gloved hand. Went smooth as silk and it tool has been put back in its lair.

So all I gotta do now is reassemble all the pieces woohoo! So the damn tubes are still about 6” too long. I trimmed them all to the length of the longest tube instead of the shortest tube. 🤬

I will now load them all back up in the truck and take them to my buddy’s shop with a band saw like I did last time. I’m not gonna get in a hurry and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory this late in the game. Well… not more defeat anyway.
High Four!

Too soon?
 
I finally got around to face my fears and finished the boat mod job using the instrument of maiming and death. I was wearing that chain mail glove and had a death grip on the now added handle with the gloved hand. Went smooth as silk and it tool has been put back in its lair.

So all I gotta do now is reassemble all the pieces woohoo! So the damn tubes are still about 6” too long. I trimmed them all to the length of the longest tube instead of the shortest tube. 🤬

I will now load them all back up in the truck and take them to my buddy’s shop with a band saw like I did last time. I’m not gonna get in a hurry and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory this late in the game. Well… not more defeat anyway.
Did you really have to wear the chain mail glove while your wife was using the power tools? Seems overkill.
 
Think of it as a PSA. Always check your toilet before sitting down.

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Snakes like that are jungle critters ... think of them as toilet insurgents that know a thing or two about ambushes - probably hiding around the bend waiting for a splash.
 
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Just waiting to chomp down on a dangler.

Means @McDad is safe.

I still remember my episode of the snake in the shower. Sitting there in the bottom of the tub, eyes closed, and letting the water pound on me to wake up. I tried to ignore the fact that something crawled over me - just the shower curtain until I remembered in that house the bathtub is backwards and the shower curtain was on the other side. It wasn't a big snake; but when you are in the tub half awake with a snake, it doesn't need to be a big snake. I still take a good look before stepping in the tub for a shower. I also put a big heavy SS strainer in the drain ... in every bathtub - here and in the other house.
 
Everyone knows that @BigOrangeMojo found a woman wayyyyy outside his league that fell for his BS and is now stuck with her horrible decision.



Red is in the exact same situation with me. Lol
WTF is an AI generated alt that Mojo pretends is his wife.
The man looks like Steve Guttenberg. Who would marry that???
 

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