Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[Escape Goat]

Yeah, I'm in a high rise that doesn't have a designated dog area. Takes a little effort to take my dog out. She's worth it though.

Ded. Ah. Cation.

 

[Escape Goat]

Not sure on the Jetsons.
We watch a lot of Family Guy, Cleveland Show, American Dad, and Futurama.
Flix has all of the episodes.

Love all of those but the Cleveland show. Never watched it so I can't say either way. Bet it's great though.

 

[SamRebel35]

Oh, what the hell, here I go.

I'd hate like hell for one of my kids to get involved in Greenpeace, because I'm still hoping to have grandchildren one day, but I'd be proud of them if they did.

In case you haven't looked up and around, big-ass corporations are changing the way the world has worked for millennia, and the whole balance of how the world works is getting out of whack. And in a growing number of areas, life has changed for the worse.

If some crazy-ass, under-employed, buried-under-student-loans twenty-year-olds have the guts to get into a Zodiac and try to interfere with a local representative of some massive multinational fishing conglomerate, then I say more power to them.

The whole multinational thing might not have hit you yet, but just wait: it's only a matter of time.

And yes, the kids in Greenpeace and everything else are awfully easy to laugh at, because most people in their 20's are awfully easy to laugh at. (My apologies to all the VN members here that fit that demo, which appears to be the majority.) :hi: People who are revved up about a cause are easily mocked. (Like Grudenites. )

Respectable.

 

[VolNExile]

Goat, I figured out what your show reminds me of.
Remember Mystery Science Theater?

Great contributions to humankind:
1) Mystery Science Theater
2) A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
3) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
kind of a reach here, but what the hey:
4) It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

 

[Escape Goat]

My dogs' farts run me out of the room. Heinous.

You bottle them and huff them. Don't lie lottery

 

[SamRebel35]

Love all of those but the Cleveland show. Never watched it so I can't say either way. Bet it's great though.

Racist



jk

 

[Escape Goat]

Racist



jk

Lol. Knew that was on the way.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Another idiot show on tonight is Ancient Aliens.

Hey now!
Watch it!
Next thing you're gonna try to tell me is there are no such thing as bigfeet!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Oh, what the hell, here I go.

I'd hate like hell for one of my kids to get involved in Greenpeace, because I'm still hoping to have grandchildren one day, but I'd be proud of them if they did.

In case you haven't looked up and around, big-ass corporations are changing the way the world has worked for millennia, and the whole balance of how the world works is getting out of whack. And in a growing number of areas, life has changed for the worse.

If some crazy-ass, under-employed, buried-under-student-loans twenty-year-olds have the guts to get into a Zodiac and try to interfere with a local representative of some massive multinational fishing conglomerate, then I say more power to them.

The whole multinational thing might not have hit you yet, but just wait: it's only a matter of time.

And yes, the kids in Greenpeace and everything else are awfully easy to laugh at, because most people in their 20's are awfully easy to laugh at. (My apologies to all the VN members here that fit that demo, which appears to be the majority.) :hi: People who are revved up about a cause are easily mocked. (Like Grudenites. )

I applaud their taking a stand. But dude the dumbassery is funny. Paul Walker is a self serving SOB that even a lot, probably even the majority of eco-warriors can't stand.

 

[Escape Goat]

I applaud their taking a stand. But dude the dumbassery is funny. Paul Walker is a self serving SOB that even a lot, probably even the majority of eco-warriors can't stand.

Paul Watson would be on my short list of people I would like to have a beer with. Probably losing alot of respect on here but oh well

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Hey now!
Watch it!
Next thing you're gonna try to tell me is there are no such thing as bigfeet!

Squatchy.

 

[VolNExile]

Respectable.

'perciate it, sir. We cranky old farts have to let loose every now and again, sort of like your dog.

And let me give you a thumbs up for your avi. :good!:

 

[Escape Goat]

Last fart I smell. These dogs are going out. :angry:

 

[Escape Goat]

Squatchy.

I do think there's a squatch in these woods

 

[SamRebel35]

My dogs' farts run me out of the room. Heinous.

I hate the smell, but it is hilarious to watch her fart. It startles her, so she turns around and stands all puffed up like she is ready to defend her turf against the evil fart monster, but she is confused when there is nothing behind her.

 

[Escape Goat]

I hate the smell, but it is hilarious to watch her fart. It startles her, so she turns around and stands all puffed up like she is ready to defend her turf against the evil fart monster, but she is confused when there is nothing behind her.

Lmao Sam.


Other night mine farted then got up and ran away from the noise while looking at her ass

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Paul Watson would be on my short list of people I would like to have a beer with. Probably losing alot of respect on here but oh well

No loss of respect for you, but get on you tube and watch alot of the videos from eco conferences where he is caught in lies about his involvement in the wounded knee incident. The Indians hate that SOB. It might change your mind about his motivations.

 

[Escape Goat]

I hate the smell, but it is hilarious to watch her fart. It startles her, so she turns around and stands all puffed up like she is ready to defend her turf against the evil fart monster, but she is confused when there is nothing behind her.

What kind of dog btw?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

'perciate it, sir. We cranky old farts have to let loose every now and again, sort of like your dog.

And let me give you a thumbs up for your avi. :good!:

VolNExile
True story.

 

[VolNExile]

I applaud their taking a stand. But dude the dumbassery is funny...

IMO, it's a sad reflection of the way things are that people who want to take a stand don't really have a lot of good patterns to follow.

So they go out there, and maybe fail, and get labeled as kinda dumb-ass, because there is no better way to get mocked than to feel passionately about something and not act in a cool way about it.

 

[SamRebel35]

Hey now!
Watch it!
Next thing you're gonna try to tell me is there are no such thing as bigfeet!

They are real! I heard a pack of coyotes yapping the other night, the only explanation is that they were yapping at a squatch. Then I saw a porcupine eating some bones. I put two and two together.

 

[Escape Goat]

No loss of respect for you, but get on you tube and watch alot of the videos from eco conferences where he is caught in lies about his involvement in the wounded knee incident. The Indians hate that SOB. It might change your mind about his motivations.

Doubtful. He is the only man I know organizing efforts to thwart the Japanese plans to kill the oceans. I respect him on that issue, and that issue alone. I'll drop it because I feel like Buzz Killington.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I hate the smell, but it is hilarious to watch her fart. It startles her, so she turns around and stands all puffed up like she is ready to defend her turf against the evil fart monster, but she is confused when there is nothing behind her.

Same reaction I have.
Stuff ain't funny, dude.

 

[LotteryPick]

You bottle them and huff them. Don't lie lottery

'Tis true.

 

[SamRebel35]

Lmao Sam.


Other night mine farted then got up and ran away from the noise while looking at her ass

Lol. I remember you saying that the other night I think. She is a boxer pit mix. Black as night with a white patch on her chest. What about yours?