Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[Doyle Hargraves]

Lmao Sam.


Other night mine farted then got up and ran away from the noise while looking at her ass

Been there and done that.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Lmao Sam.


Other night mine farted then got up and ran away from the noise while looking at her ass

My dog likes to curl up behind my legs. Sometimes I unleash a earthquake fart on her just to watch her jump strait up the air and freak out. It is hilarious.lol:

 

[Escape Goat]

'Tis true.

Liked. Because of honesty.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. I remember you saying that the other night I think. She is a boxer pit mix. Black as night with a white patch on her chest. What about yours?

I now remember you saying boxer. Forgot it was a mix. Cool dog I bet. I have a husky, and ****zu

 

[Escape Goat]

Been there and done that.

lol:

 

[LotteryPick]

My dog likes to curl up behind my legs. Sometimes I unleash a earthquake fart on her just to watch her jump strait up the air and freak out. It is hilarious.lol:

 

[SamRebel35]

My dog likes to curl up behind my legs. Sometimes I unleash a earthquake fart on her just to watch her jump strait up the air and freak out. It is hilarious.lol:

Lol. I hope you don't mind if I start using the term "earthquake fart" in my daily vocabulary.

 

[Escape Goat]

My dog likes to curl up behind my legs. Sometimes I unleash a earthquake fart on her just to watch her jump strait up the air and freak out. It is hilarious.lol:

Hahahahahahahaha. Too funny.

 

[SamRebel35]

I now remember you saying boxer. Forgot it was a mix. Cool dog I bet. I have a husky, and ****zu

Love both of those breeds. Great pooches. I bet the husky is a handful sometimes though.

 

[LotteryPick]

Lol. I hope you don't mind if I start using the term "earthquake fart" in my daily vocabulary.

That is a good one, I must admit.

 

[LotteryPick]

I have a french bulldog.

Looked similar to that when she was a youngun'.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I give up.:hi: And Exile I am not a ahole because I laugh at absurdity. Sorry I offended you. I wholeheartedly support saving the endangered species of the world.

 

[Escape Goat]

Love both of those breeds. Great pooches. I bet the husky is a handful sometimes though.

Actually not. She won't go anywhere without me. Won't even go upstairs unless I do. She plays fetch, knows commands etc. Best dog I have ever owned. She occasionally snaps at one of my cats, but never to inflict harm.


I bet yours is a handful. I know boxers are hyper.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Caught me.

 

[Escape Goat]

I have a french bulldog.

Looked similar to that when she was a youngun'.

Those are rare. I worked at a vets office for years and only saw a few.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Lol. I hope you don't mind if I start using the term "earthquake fart" in my daily vocabulary.

Feel free broski.:thumbsup:

 

[Escape Goat]

These kids on beyond scared straight are PUNKS! Can't wait to see the tears flow

 

[SamRebel35]

Actually not. She won't go anywhere without me. Won't even go upstairs unless I do. She plays fetch, knows commands etc. Best dog I have ever owned. She occasionally snaps at one of my cats, but never to inflict harm.


I bet yours is a handful. I know boxers are hyper.

You can say that again. She gets absolutely silly sometimes. I take her on "bike jogs" twice a day to help get some energy out. She pulls me on my bike for 3 miles at a time. The first mile is usually her in a dead sprint. She loves running more than anything in the world. She is usually pretty subdued for several hours after a nice run.

 

[SamRebel35]

These kids on beyond scared straight are PUNKS! Can't wait to see the tears flow

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[LotteryPick]

Those are rare. I worked at a vets office for years and only saw a few.

Yeah, I don't see many often. She's really muscular, no fat on her at all.

Interesting story: David Price's uncle actually lives close to us and he brought David's dog (also a Frenchie) over one time, and they played.

 

[SamRebel35]

Goat, this frizzy haired black girl has squatch hands.

 

[LotteryPick]

Caught me.

 

[Escape Goat]

You can say that again. She gets absolutely silly sometimes. I take her on "bike jogs" twice a day to help get some energy out. She pulls me on my bike for 3 miles at a time. The first mile is usually her in a dead sprint. She loves running more than anything in the world. She is usually pretty subdued for several hours after a nice run.

Nice Sam. You sound like a great owner. She is lucky to be with you, and your fiancé.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

"A caged Tiger is going to break the bars and do what they want to do" lol: Ohh she's gonna break like a cheap toy.

 

[Escape Goat]

Goat, this frizzy haired black girl has squatch hands.

Cannot believe she was a model. I refuse to believe it. She is disgusting.