Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Goat, this frizzy haired black girl has squatch hands.

Goony goo goo.lol:

 

[Escape Goat]

Yeah, I don't see many often. She's really muscular, no fat on her at all.

Interesting story: David Price's uncle actually lives close to us and he brought David's dog (also a Frenchie) over one time, and they played.

Nice. What kind of temperament do frenchies have?

 

[SamRebel35]

Cannot believe she was a model. I refuse to believe it. She is disgusting.

What does she model? Gloves?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Goat, this frizzy haired black girl has squatch hands.

Lmao
Sitting at work reading this is funny as hell.
I'm getting strange looks from coworkers.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

"She ain't no porto rican gus, she a damn Sasquatch."

 

[Escape Goat]

I love it. These little turds think it's a joke. Let those doors slam behind you, and know mommy won't bond you out. Their pathetic attitudes would change, or they would get beat to a pulp. Never been in jail, I'm just guessing

 

[Escape Goat]

"she ain't no porto rican gus, she a damn sasquatch."

ahhhwooooooh!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Someone grab a stick and whack a tree to see if she responds.
Be sure to arm yourself with Roman candles first though.

 

[Escape Goat]

I think the inmates squirt these squirts with water on this episode. Can Not Wait :angry:

 

[SamRebel35]

Someone grab a stick and whack a tree to see if she responds.
Be sure to arm yourself with Roman candles first though.

I'll try to lure her out with mannequins.

 

[Escape Goat]

Someone grab a stick and whack a tree to see if she responds.
Be sure to arm yourself with Roman candles first though.

You don't believe in bigfeets? For shame and stuff

 

[Weezer]

Only read the first couple of pages of this thread so perhaps this has been pointed out, but why on earth would posters believe Dooley is trying to screw the next coach by taking 2* commits? That's career suicide. He'd be blackballed and most likely never coach again, and I don't just mean HC, I'm talking any staff position.

 

[SamRebel35]

I think the inmates squirt these squirts with water on this episode. Can Not Wait :angry:

Gonna be interesting. This looks to be a very disrespectful lot.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

"I took her a fishin the other day an she stick her face in the water and come up with a MFn fish in her mouth. I look at her she just drop da fish and say Goony goo goo" She a damn sasquatch.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sam, I got a 4 oz bag of shelled sunflower seeds. They will DIE tonight.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I'll try to lure her out with mannequins.

Going all high tech I see.
You must be convinced that she is a Squatch already.
Good work!

 

[SamRebel35]

Only read the first couple of pages of this thread so perhaps this has been pointed out, but why on earth would posters believe Dooley is trying to screw the next coach by taking 2* commits? That's career suicide. He'd be blackballed and most likely never coach again, and I don't just mean HC, I'm talking any staff position.

I don't think it is malice. I think he just doesn't care anymore, so he's just getting the low hanging fruit.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Only read the first couple of pages of this thread so perhaps this has been pointed out, but why on earth would posters believe Dooley is trying to screw the next coach by taking 2* commits? That's career suicide. He'd be blackballed and most likely never coach again, and I don't just mean HC, I'm talking any staff position.

Short answer = Dooley sucks

 

[Escape Goat]

Here's a situation I would like input on. Today I opened up my trashcan to throw away some beer cans that a friend drunk and brought over for me to get rid of . Anywho, when I opened up my outside trash can there were cut phone outlets inside and other foriegn electrical items. My can was up by my house not in the street. Should I be concerned?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

"I took her a fishin the other day an she stick her face in the water and come up with a MFn fish in her mouth. I look at her she just drop da fish and say Goony goo goo" She a damn sasquatch.

!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Here's a situation I would like input on. Today I opened up my trashcan to throw away some beer cans that a friend drunk and brought over for me to get rid of . Anywho, when I opened up my outside trash can there were cut phone outlets inside and other foriegn electrical items. My can was up by my house not in the street. Should I be concerned?

I would be.

 

[SamRebel35]

Here's a situation I would like input on. Today I opened up my trashcan to throw away some beer cans that a friend drunk and brought over for me to get rid of . Anywho, when I opened up my outside trash can there were cut phone outlets inside and other foriegn electrical items. My can was up by my house not in the street. Should I be concerned?

That is an odd revelation. You got flood lights on a motion sensor? It is unsettling to be sure, but I don't know if I would jump into paranoia.

 

[Escape Goat]

I would be.

I have an alarm and guns but...


I am kinda concerned.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

ahhhwooooooh!

That sounded squatchy.

 

[Escape Goat]

That is an odd revelation. You got flood lights on a motion sensor? It is unsettling to be sure, but I don't know if I would jump into paranoia.

I stay up all night, and have a home alarm plus protection. But still seems shady