Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[Escape Goat]

That sounded squatchy.

Lmao. Was my intention

 

[Escape Goat]

Lmao. Duse said imma wire your mustache off???? What does that mean

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I have an alarm and guns but...


I am kinda concerned.

Sounds like you got some copper thieves in the neighborhood.

 

[SamRebel35]

I want these prison inmates to come give pre game speeches to our defense. Might get them whipped up into a frenzy.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sorry, but I couldn't take a white chic wearing corn rolls seriously.

 

[SamRebel35]

Sounds like you got some copper thieves in the neighborhood.

Disposing of the evidence in ol' goat's trash can?

 

[Escape Goat]

Sounds like you got some copper thieves in the neighborhood.

Phone wires are nothing as far as copper is concerned. Let me hear a noise tonight and they will be smelling copper. See what I did there?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Lmao. Was my intention

It took me a minute. Was that your A call or your B call.

 

[SamRebel35]

Sorry, but I couldn't take a white chic wearing corn rolls seriously.

It isn't just her hair. It is her mannerisms and the way she talks. She is trying too hard.

 

[Escape Goat]

Disposing of the evidence in ol' goat's trash can?

I was flabbergasted when I found that. If I knew how to post pics I would. It's weird.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Okay Goat, here's what you do.
At dusk climb inside the garbage can and close the lid.
Wait.
When the culprit opens the lid do your Squatch call.
Culprit dies of heart attack.
Problem solved.

 

[Escape Goat]

It isn't just her hair. It is her mannerisms and the way she talks. She is trying too hard.

Bingo. You nailed it. Of course.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Phone wires are nothing as far as copper is concerned. Let me hear a noise tonight and they will be smelling copper. See what I did there?

Oh I thought you said electrical outlets.:thumbsup: And yea I'm skeered now.

 

[SamRebel35]

Okay Goat, here's what you do.
At dusk climb inside the garbage can and close the lid.
Wait.
When the culprit opens the lid do your Squatch call.
Culprit dies of heart attack.
Problem solved.

you are like a miniature buddha covered in hair.

 

[VolNExile]

VolNExile
True story.

More like:

 

[Escape Goat]

Okay Goat, here's what you do.
At dusk climb inside the garbage can and close the lid.
Wait.
When the culprit opens the lid do your Squatch call.
Culprit dies of heart attack.
Problem solved.

Lol Doyle. Lol. I can't see myself doing that. I'm too impatient. I throw away my cats dung in there as well. Maybe I can hide in my shed 4 feet away though? Of course that wouldn't be as funny to u though

 

[SamRebel35]

Oh I thought you said electrical outlets.:thumbsup: And yea I'm skeered now.

Maybe the government has set up wire taps, but they were rushed and couldn't dispose of the trash properly.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Okay Goat, here's what you do.
At dusk climb inside the garbage can and close the lid.
Wait.
When the culprit opens the lid do your Squatch call.
Culprit dies of heart attack.
Problem solved.

Don't forget to use the wood knockers.lol:

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh I thought you said electrical outlets.:thumbsup: And yea I'm skeered now.

I leave Mondayfor three weeks. I'm being serious. I want my wife to be safe when I'm gone.

 

[SamRebel35]

Hargraves;7640570]VolNExile
True story.

More like:

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Noble. Happy belated Guy Fawkes night too Mrs. Queen lady.

 

[Escape Goat]

Maybe the government has set up wire taps, but they were rushed and couldn't dispose of the trash properly.

I'm being serious you bafoon.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Lol Doyle. Lol. I can't see myself doing that. I'm too impatient. I throw away my cats dung in there as well. Maybe I can hide in my shed 4 feet away though? Of course that wouldn't be as funny to u though

Follow my instructions and use your surroundings to your advantage. Cat dung makes a wonderful weapon.

 

[Escape Goat]

Follow my instructions and use your surroundings to your advantage. Cat dung makes a wonderful weapon.

So does a bullet

 

[SamRebel35]

I leave Mondayfor three weeks. I'm being serious. I want my wife to be safe when I'm gone.

Might just inform the police. They may have heard similar stories and know what it means.

 

[VolNExile]

I give up.:hi: And Exile I am not a ahole because I laugh at absurdity. Sorry I offended you. I wholeheartedly support saving the endangered species of the world.

There are a ton of Exiles here, but my goodness, if that was for me, there was certainly no offense taken.

I used to laugh at nutty people back in the day, but now that I'm all old and comfy, I give 'em props instead.

:hi:to you!