Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[MWR]

Oh no. She hates you guys. She gets mad I spend more time with you than her during football season.

I've never tried this, so I may get it wrong, but....

That's not what she said.





Did I do that right?

 

[bcartervol98]

And she just brought home a 4 pack of Sammy Smith, plus the 1554 she got last night.

Mine is a Miller Lite girl, but loves the Heinekin but doesn't want to spend the money as much as she drinks. In one week at the beach last year she went through 4 cases of Miller Lite and a Liter of Vodka.

It amazes me, on the lake all summer in her bikini looking awesome and eating-drinking anything she wants. Her metabolism is a freak of nature.

 

[bcartervol98]

Oh yeah, well I got you both beat. My wifes at work right now, BOOM!

Mine is home cleaning the house while I am at work all day, well most of the day. Got nothing accomplished yesterday that I need done by Monday. Hoping to be able to relax and enjoy a UT victory tomorrow.

 

[TNHopeful505]

Mine is a Miller Lite girl, but loves the Heinekin but doesn't want to spend the money as much as she drinks. In one week at the beach last year she went through 4 cases of Miller Lite and a Liter of Vodka.

It amazes me, on the lake all summer in her bikini looking awesome and eating-drinking anything she wants. Her metabolism is a freak of nature.

pics or it didn't happen. lol. j/k

 

[bcartervol98]

pics or it didn't happen. lol. j/k

Ask Lex, he has seen pics lol. No way am I posting any here.

 

[ACvol3]

Maybe Lex or one of the others can answer this. Is Gruden a diva or are there legitimate reasons he cannot look interested right now?

BTW, if Mrs. Gruden was indeed looking at schools, you can count this deal as done. Mr. Gruden cannot build his wife's hopes to moving home up that high and then afford to pull the rug out from under her. Married guys and gals on here will understand.

What?? He can't look interested right now because we don't have a job opening right now!

He can't do anything publicly before we have a job opening for him.

 

[ACvol3]

Mine is a Miller Lite girl, but loves the Heinekin but doesn't want to spend the money as much as she drinks. In one week at the beach last year she went through 4 cases of Miller Lite and a Liter of Vodka.

It amazes me, on the lake all summer in her bikini looking awesome and eating-drinking anything she wants. Her metabolism is a freak of nature.

Lol... Uh she may have a problem...

 

[tastycar]

Listened to a replay of the Ainge show from Thursday...I know, I know...but anyway, he droned on and on and on and ............about no Gruden, no way, no how. I am pretty frightened that an Al Golden announcement is in the near future. Damn that Ainge for screwing up my hopeful attitude....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINGE!

 

[f77f00]

If they were in my loving room, I wouldn't be on a message board right now

I reckon I would horse-collar that blonde first.

 

[volatil]

Lol... Uh she may have a problem...

Yeah, she's too awesome.

 

[Jake]

Over the past several days, I've been getting some information from a friend that I haven't heard from in 20+years...actually his mom (late sixties) contacted me first.

Her claim is that her son, my childhood friend, works with Bill and Jim Haslam, and actually owns a portion of one of their businesses.

Is anyone here, that is close to boosters (Haslam specific) willing to privately verify a name for me....so I know how to approach this contact?

This seems shockingly real to me...but I need reassurance.

I don't need to know your contacts...I just need to know if you know this person and that his position is real.

Dead serious post!!!

 

[Weee'rre Baaccckk]

My wife is 5'4, 235 and killer in a bikini. Loves beans and brats and beers

 

[stopit28]

people wnna meet uo somewhere thats goin to the game? like tin roof or something?
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[1world1love]

Calling me unpatriotic is a very easy way to piss me off. America. Sucks. At. Soccer. Deal with it. Germany is my heritage and by nature my second favorite country. If I'm going to be willing to lay down my life day in and day out for this country, than I also have the right to root for whoever I damn well please.

i couldn't give 2 sh**s about pissing you off. Luckily for me I don't care about you at all.

To each his own. I'll support you 100% if you do actually join the service.

I'm German by background too. The past is the past. Be who you are.

I'd rather eat a bullet than ever pull for anything other that the red white and blue, and the big orange.

 

[volatil]

people wnna meet uo somewhere thats goin to the game? like tin roof or something?
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Can you get Eddie to go with you?


Edited because I know you guys.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Thanks. I love that thing.

What year is it? I almost bought one last year.

Thinking about a Camaro like yours, another Harley, or a Jeep.

Check this out:

:: e x i l e ::

 

[Oldvol75]

Well I had a doe and fawn walk by me in my tree stand. Let them walk. Nothing with horns, so sad! But a great day to spend in the woods.

 

[LifeisO&W]

Did I mention I really love football??

Are they coming with Gruden? I hope so

 

[knucklehead_vol]

I've never tried this, so I may get it wrong, but....

That's not what she said.





Did I do that right?

Yes. Very good.

 

[RockCityVol]

Are they coming with Gruden? I hope so

Offensive consultants with benefits.

 

[stopit28]

Can you get Eddie to go with you?


Edited because I know you guys.

E is in new york. he left out thursday morning for his show he does today, and tomorrow he has some things he is Doing with the NFL.
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[volatil]

What year is it? I almost bought one last year.

Thinking about a Camaro like yours, another Harley, or a Jeep.

Check this out:

:: e x i l e ::

It's a 2011. Have wanted one since they came out with this body style. It get's noticed.

 

[ATC_VOL]

u tailgating anywhere?
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No, I'm at work right now and going to be leaving when I get off. Probably will just be getting to campus about an hour or less before kickoff.

 

[247VOL365]

Y'all here the caller Bill on Josh Ward's show? Said his nephew is "close to Jon Gruden," and has told him he is "excited about coming to Tennessee."

 

[stopit28]

Can you get Eddie to go with you?


Edited because I know you guys.

if u wnna meet him i can arrange that. do u live in town?
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