Official Jon Gruden Thread XV

[volcommentator]

T. Boone will make sure Gundy doesn't leave ... he is using us as a power play for more money.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Surprise! We're hiring Brett Bielema! Arkansas was a smokescreen!

Can you imagine Kesling trying to pronounce that name?

"Welcome Coach Ballymama"

 

[voldawgforever]

I never noticed or think about it. Been on here for a looong time met up with Freak and other early members 2006 I think.

Maybe cause i dont use emoticons? :loco:

Your age.

 

[jp1]

Ok gun freaks, Remington 870 or Mossberg 590 for home defense? Discuss!

Isnt the mossberg shorter?

 

[Harvester]

Horton, Hammontree, Payne, Linginfelter - what a coaching staff.

That was before Cancer showed our county that there was more to life than football. Never been the same since.

AV

Remember the fight we got into with Cleveland that year? Our bench tried to sprint to the other sideline and Hammontree dared any of them to try and pass him. That man was intimidating as hell.

 

[Coastypop]

Tons of infractions.

Speaking of which, got my Infraction cherry busted yesterday after the bloodbath! Im smoking a cig on it now...

Thanks RO..... and thanks for taking one for the team... you the man :hi:

 

[bluetickhound16]

That's cool. You watch the perimeter...I'll stay inside and take them out one at a time as the walk through the front door.

But I'm gonna need a .50 cal ready for the masses.

I'm in the ghille suit up in the tree with my .338 Lapau to pick 'em off before they get too close....

 

[HausVol]

Wow. Epic class there.

Randy Jenkins, NCAA champion and UT record holder for High Jump. (My first cousin, by the way. Unfortunately, he got the ups from his mom, not my uncle.)

D. Dill - well, need I say more.

Horton, Hammontree, Payne, Linginfelter - what a coaching staff.

That was before Cancer showed our county that there was more to life than football. Never been the same since.

AV

I could tell you some storys about Randy, and those coaches will always be heros of mine.They turned out Andy Kelley to UT (not to shabby). I would almost bet we know each other.

 

[BruinVol]

Gru #1 but you would be disappointed at program is there's no strong hire?? Cause that's what ya just said! Makes no sense if gru your #1 now does it??

Gruden doesn't exist in my thinking now. If we don't have a coach by sunset I will revisit that thought

 

[Jake]

In the bushes...to the left...pin pulled...waiting quietly.

Make sure I'm clear before you toss it!!

 

[VolMaster14]

Strong, fadora, tressel, davis. So many flavors of smoke. It's likeCalifornia dispensery in here!!!!

GRUDEN OR BUST
ROCKYTOP!!!

GrudenKush!!

 

[f77f00]

Isnt the mossberg shorter?

870 can be had with an 18" barrel. About as short as you can go legally as far as I know.

Edit- looks like the 590 is standard with a 20".

 

[Ez_Vol]

So, I'm thinking Gundy is putting this out there with no offer in hand.

With a 7-5 record, do we really think this is our guy?

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Ya'll gonna get lippy with me today if I bring Tweet info to the board? Really??

Lippy?:birgits_giggle:

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Can you imagine Kesling trying to pronounce that name?

"Welcome Coach Ballymama"

:lolabove: "coach Brent Ballymama calls timeout"

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Tick tock

 

[RagingOrange]

That's cool. You watch the perimeter...I'll stay inside and take them out one at a time as the walk through the front door.

But I'm gonna need a .50 cal ready for the masses.

I will remain in overlord watch position, with my gunship...vulcan and howitzer...bad mamma jamma!

 

[sdvolunteer]

Dan Patrick show just cited cbs as saying we just offered gundy the job! WTH?

 

[Jake]

I'm in the ghille suit up in the tree with my .338 Lapau to pick 'em off before they get too close....

Act of Valor

 

[CourtJester]

To repeat, the problem with Tressel isn't the 5 game suspension or one year bowl ban. It's having to go through a show cause to even hire him, and if that were somehow successful, knowing that if one slipup occurs that can somehow be hung on him, we're not just going to get penalized, but buried and left for dead. That runs through the end of 2016. Can't imagine we would even try that.

 

[Jake]

I will remain in overlord watch position, with my gunship...vulcan and howitzer...bad mamma jamma!

Act of Valor

 

[vol494]

Gruden doesn't exist in my thinking now. If we don't have a coach by sunset I will revisit that thought

Gruden exists in the back of my mind... but I'm with you on the last part. By 5pm if no coach... I'm full Gruden

 

[jp1]

870 can be had with an 18.5" barrel. About as short as you can go legally as far as I know.

Well for home defense I would go that route.

 

[CABVOL]

:lolabove: "coach Brent Ballymama calls timeout"

lol:

 

[volatil]

That may have been the funniest thing I've ever seen. (Referring to the Grudemania)