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Gramps said:
Uuummm. And I thought you had a crush on the piglet. ...lol
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Don't confuse his deep set feelings for me as anything but one sided.

Anyway, purty little thing walked in to apply, blond and blue, 5'5 and about 110. Mentions she is a lifeguard and a cheerleader. And I'm convinced she is.

Then I look at her birthdate of May 1997. And felt real dirty afterwards.

Being that I'm old enough to be her daddy by more than a couple of years, I feel way dirtier.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Don't confuse his deep set feelings for me as anything but one sided.

Anyway, purty little thing walked in to apply, blond and blue, 5'5 and about 110. Mentions she is a lifeguard and a cheerleader. And I'm convinced she is.

Then I look at her birthdate of May 1997. And felt real dirty afterwards.

Being that I'm old enough to be her daddy by more than a couple of years, I feel way dirtier.
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Ha Ha... it only gets worse, wait a few years and you will feel like a dirty ole grandpa.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Don't confuse his deep set feelings for me as anything but one sided.

Anyway, purty little thing walked in to apply, blond and blue, 5'5 and about 110. Mentions she is a lifeguard and a cheerleader. And I'm convinced she is.

Then I look at her birthdate of May 1997. And felt real dirty afterwards.

Being that I'm old enough to be her daddy by more than a couple of years, I feel way dirtier.
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I can't wait to be a dirty old man. I've romanticized this goal of being a silver fox, sipping 24 year scotch, puffing on aged cubans, surrounded by women half my age.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Don't confuse his deep set feelings for me as anything but one sided.

Anyway, purty little thing walked in to apply, blond and blue, 5'5 and about 110. Mentions she is a lifeguard and a cheerleader. And I'm convinced she is.

Then I look at her birthdate of May 1997. And felt real dirty afterwards.

Being that I'm old enough to be her daddy by more than a couple of years, I feel way dirtier.
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She a naughty little minx making you feel that way.

Shame on her.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Don't confuse his deep set feelings for me as anything but one sided.

Anyway, purty little thing walked in to apply, blonde and blue, 5'5e and about 110. Mentions she is a lifeguard and a cheerleader. And I'm convinced she is.

Then I look s shat her birthdate of May 1997. And felt real dirty afterwards.

Being that I'm old enough to be her daddy by more than a couple of years, I feel way dirtier.
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DP
 
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Grand Vol said:
Don't confuse his deep set feelings for me as anything but one sided.

Anyway, purty little thing walked in to apply, blond and blue, 5'5 and about 110. Mentions she is a lifeguard and a cheerleader. And I'm convinced she is.

Then I look at her birthdate of May 1997. And felt real dirty afterwards.

Being that I'm old enough to be her daddy by more than a couple of years, I feel way dirtier.
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Does she now have gainful employment?
 
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Grand Vol said:
You think I'll turn her down?

Funniest thing she said was what her weakest people skill was.

"Sometimes I just don't care about other people's problems."

Hired...
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Make sure you have a meeting to troubleshoot a problem. Only invite you and her. At some point in the meeting, remark that you're glad she's helping because 3 heads are better than two. Then give a wink and a sly grin. I guarantee this move works 100% of the time...












....to garner a sexual harassment lawsuit.
 
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McDad said:
Make sure you have a meeting to troubleshoot a problem. Only invite you and her. At some point in the meeting, remark that you're glad she's helping because 3 heads are better than two. Then give a wink and a sly grin. I guarantee this move works 100% of the time...












....to garner a sexual harassment lawsuit.
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Something tells me you have experience in these matters.
 
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