Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[Grand Vol]

I do.

Many male supervisors have used that tactic on me.

You realize there is something majorly wrong with what you just said?

 

[hog88]

Does posting on VN count as well?

Of course not, that's what I was doing.

 

[1972 Grad]

I can't wait to be a dirty old man. I've romanticized this goal of being a silver fox, sipping 24 year scotch, puffing on aged cubans, surrounded by women half my age.

"Puffing on aged Cubans?" You swing both ways?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

"Puffing on aged Cubans?" You swing both ways?

I don't always puff on Latinos, but when I do, I reach for Cubanos.

 

[Grand Vol]

I don't always puff on Latinos, but when I do, I reach for Cubanos.

You're close enough to this Cuban...

 

[Deputy Fife]

I hate having to take a crap in airport bathrooms.

I'm lucky enough to have some sort of subconscious suppression mechanism where I almost never have the urge to pass solid waste whilst away from a private toilet.

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm lucky enough to have some sort of subconscious suppression mechanism where I almost never have the urge to pass solid waste whilst away from a private toilet.

It's a good thing that doesn't affect Hog. He's full of **** enough as it is.

 

[theFallGuy]

stupid power was out all last night, what a clusterfk

 

[McDad]

stupid power was out all last night, what a clusterfk

Watt happened?

 

[hog88]

It's a good thing that doesn't affect Hog. He's full of **** enough as it is.

Cannot argue with facts.

 

[BearCat204]

Watt happened?

 

[theFallGuy]

Watt happened?

had a big storm roll through, strong winds, knocked out power all over the city

 

[theFallGuy]

to top it off, they had the Sea of Blue last night for the killed officer and the roads were a major cluster

not complaining about the memorial, just the combination of streets lights out and the sea of blue made for a frustrating night trying to get around

 

[McDad]

to top it off, they had the Sea of Blue last night for the killed officer and the roads were a major cluster

not complaining about the memorial, just the combination of streets lights out and the sea of blue made for a frustrating night trying to get around

Ohm my!

 

[Grand Vol]

Cannot argue with facts.

I figured you would have argued more. You can't float to the top by agreeing with me all the time.

 

[malinoisvol]

Watt happened?

It is apparent, watt didn't happen.














Sorry. Couldn't resist.

 

[hog88]

I figured you would have argued more. You can't float to the top by agreeing with me all the time.

:hi:

 

[McDad]

It is apparent, watt didn't happen.














Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Thats a re-VOLT-ing joke about electrical problems.

 

[hog88]

Thats a re-VOLT-ing joke about electrical problems.

AMP-arently you do not have a sense of humor.

 

[Grand Vol]

Each and every electric joke today is just horrible.

I discharge each of you from the conversation until you can make a shocking statement.

 

[McDad]

Each and every electric joke today is just horrible.

I discharge each of you from the conversation until you can make a shocking statement.

I'm positive that's a negative reply.

 

[BearCat204]

weird bunch you all are

 

[McDad]

weird bunch you all are

Don't these electrical jokes keep you grounded?

 

[hog88]

Each and every electric joke today is just horrible.

I discharge each of you from the conversation until you can make a shocking statement.

Don't be giving me any static! I charge you with doing better.

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm positive that's a negative reply.

I don't even have the energy to retort to this statement.