Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[McDad]

Speaking of lesbians...I have a semi serious question about that lifestyle.

WTF is up with the flannel shirts?

The flannel colors and thickness if the material distract from the lumpy-bumpy, rolley-rubenesque physique.

 

[Grand Vol]

I like flannel. Oh boy, I've got it bad....

Had our first tranny apply today...

"Trevor? You can come on back," I say.

"I prefer Trisha," said in the deepest voice known to man.

"Umm, says Trevor on your ID," I say to the very mannish looking person in the heels and skirt.

"It might, but I like Trisha better," says the man in heels and a nice skirt.

"Right..."

And...hired.

 

[gcbvol]

Speaking of lesbians...I have a semi serious question about that lifestyle.

WTF is up with the flannel shirts?

I have no clue. But forget the flannel, what's up with the tool belts?

 

[McDad]

$$

That's a remarkable likeness to me. Except I have salt n pepper hair and I'm not quite as attractive.

 

[McDad]

Had our first tranny apply today...

"Trevor? You can come on back," I say.

"I prefer Trisha," said in the deepest voice known to man.

"Umm, says Trevor on your ID," I say to the very mannish looking person in the heels and skirt.

"It might, but I like Trisha better," says the man in heels and a nice skirt.

"Right..."

And...hired.

You've always a had a thing for tall girls. Good luck in your courtship of Trisha.

 

[FLVOL69]

That's a remarkable likeness to me. Except I have salt n pepper hair and I'm not quite as attractive.

That's a woman, allegedly..

 

[Grand Vol]

I have no clue. But forget the flannel, what's up with the tool belts?

I interviewed one yesterday that was your stereotypical lesbian with the flannel shirt, Justin Beiber haircut, walked like she'd been powerlifting a locomotive all morning.

Anyway, kept telling me how "strong" she was. But honestly, I wasn't paying that close of attention since I kept wondering what was up with certain lesbians wearing flannel all the time.

 

[McDad]

I have no clue. But forget the flannel, what's up with the tool belts?

You haven't been around much. You tired of classing up this place all by yourself?

 

[1972 Grad]

That's a woman, allegedly..

That's my wife.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

You guys have me ost-4-1090547912: my ass off for the last hour.

 

[FLVOL69]

That's my wife.

She have a sister?

 

[McDad]

That's my wife.

Congratulations?

 

[1972 Grad]

She have a sister?

She's a twin......no, just her.

 

[1972 Grad]

Congratulations?

Thanks. She keeps me warm in the winter, and shades me in the summer.

 

[gcbvol]

I interviewed one yesterday that was your stereotypical lesbian with the flannel shirt, Justin Beiber haircut, walked like she'd been powerlifting a locomotive all morning.

Anyway, kept telling me how "strong" she was. But honestly, I wasn't paying that close of attention since I kept wondering what was up with certain lesbians wearing flannel all the time.

Hilarious! I seriously can't figure it out; seems to be one of life's mysteries. The lesbian friends and acquaintances I have now aren't in the flannel club, but I'm too chicken to ask them about their flannel-clad sisters.

 

[gcbvol]

You haven't been around much. You tired of classing up this place all by yourself?

Work is so damn busy! It's like they actually expect me to earn my salary or something. Bastards.

 

[1972 Grad]

Hilarious! I seriously can't figure it out; seems to be one of life's mysteries. The lesbian friends and acquaintances I have now aren't in the flannel club, but I'm too chicken to ask them about their flannel-clad sisters.

It's the Paula Bunyan look.....you know, a lumberjill.

 

[McDad]

Work is so damn busy! It's like they actually expect me to earn my salary or something. Bastards.

The nerve. I hope you have given them a piece of your mind after you've left for the day and you're driving home in your car.

 

[gcbvol]

It's the Paula Bunyan look.....you know, a lumberjill.

Laughed. You're apparently running on rocket fuel tonight.

 

[1972 Grad]

Laughed. You're apparently running on rocket fuel tonight.

I'll have to admit that all this talk about lesbians has me thinking about thrust, and long pointy objects.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I'll have to admit that all this talk about lesbians has me thinking about thrust, and long pointy objects.

:loco: NM

 

[Grand Vol]

You've always a had a thing for tall girls. Good luck in your courtship of Trisha.

Sorry, but I'm in a relationship and McMom won't let me see other people.

 

[apevol]

I'm gonna miss Huff

 

[hog88]

Sorry, but I'm in a relationship and McMom won't let me see other people.

Hey dam it. She said that we were exclusive.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Hey dam it. She said that we were exclusive.

You ought to be glad cause she has cut some of us out all together.