Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[Gramps]

You ought to be glad cause she has cut some of us out all together.

Those of you cut out obviously did not take her a Big Mac. The woman loves her some Big Mac.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Those of you cut out obviously did not take her a Big Mac. The woman loves her some Big Mac.

You been spiking your prune juice with Viagra, Gramps? She wont be able to tell if your coming or going.

 

[Gramps]

You been spiking your prune juice with Viagra, Gramps? She wont be able to tell if your coming or going.

It's buttermilk Ernest T.

 

[AirVol]

I had sex in the bathroom with a burly bus driver on his bus as we refueled in Denver. So, technically I'm in the mile high club too.

His? 😧

 

[McDad]

I feel sorry for McMom having sex with all you old, degenerate, saggy, baggy, and soft men.

I'll have to do something extra special for her on our anniversary this month.

 

[Grand Vol]

I feel sorry for McMom having sex with all you old, degenerate, saggy, baggy, and soft men.

I'll have to do something extra special for her on our anniversary this month.

Buy her a gigolo?

 

[TNsnyper20]

I feel sorry for McMom having sex with all you old, degenerate, saggy, baggy, and soft men.

I'll have to do something extra special for her on our anniversary this month.

Whopper with cheese and upgrading to onion rings? She better not ever leave you.

 

[McDad]

Whopper with cheese and upgrading to onion rings? She better not ever leave you.

With cheese? What the hell!

I'm not made of money, snyper.

 

[Obsessed]

I really don't know how I feel about yall talking about my woman this way

 

[joevol33]

This thread is pretty good!

 

[hog88]

Buy her a gigolo?

Well played. :salute:

 

[TNsnyper20]

With cheese? What the hell!

I'm not made of money, snyper.

McMom " yeah, I'll have a number 1, double with cheese. Onion rings and a coke to drink. And... Make it a large please."

McDad *looks over* "woman!?"

 

[Grand Vol]

So LG...

You're fairly objective when talking about Florida's football team (other than UT week). How do you see the Gators performing this year?

 

[1972 Grad]

So LG...

You're fairly objective when talking about Florida's football team (other than UT week). How do you see the Gators performing this year?

Don't give him an opening to bash Republicans, please! He will find a way in his response.

 

[Grand Vol]

Don't give him an opening to bash Republicans, please! He will find a way in his response.

LG knows football is football and politics is politics.

And for a Gator fan he's remarkably objective.

 

[Biopsyman]

Jerry Reed

 

[Biopsyman]

Jerry Aldini

 

[1972 Grad]

In my case, Jerry Atrics.

 

[Grand Vol]

So LG...

You're fairly objective when talking about Florida's football team (other than UT week). How do you see the Gators performing this year?

Bump for LG since he's online.

 

[Obsessed]

Grandvol,
Does this look familiar?

 

[Grand Vol]

Grandvol,
Does this look familiar?

I literally lol'ed.

My retarded dog will chase a freakin water hose until she's dripping wet. But the moment I try to get her into the bathtub, she acts like I'm about to waterboard her.

 

[Obsessed]

I literally lol'ed.

My retarded dog will chase a freakin water hose until she's dripping wet. But the moment I try to get her into the bathtub, she acts like I'm about to waterboard her.

My golden retriever is the same way. Cant keep him out of the pool, but break out the doggie shampoo and he tries to hide.

 

[Obsessed]

Lol

 

[AirVol]

Lol

Good stuff OB. lol:

 

[McDad]

Well, whomever. I meant like the rhetorical we, including myself (and obviously I don't hate him).

In general there is too much hating in sports for me. I hate the negativity and it's why I don't go to the FF anymore. Even when it's people I don't like, like Hamilton it's just too much. Life is too short to be so nasty all the time. I wasn't always like this. I used to thrive and get off on hating the Gators, Bama, and the Patriots. Now I just care about my team winning.

I agree with you so much right now I wanna snuggle up with you on the sofa and watch movies all day.

The hating part shouldn't get you butthurt, though. See what i did there? Hope you're recovering from your surgery, huff.