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[McDad]

Does it involve a round young virgin?

You as well, Snyper.

 

[Obsessed]

Instead of a monetary bonus your boss surprised you with an enrollment in the Jelly of the month and your well-meaning but slow-witted cousin kidnapped him and brought him to your house?

That story has been told, brah.

Haha.

Well. That's more entertaining than mine. Lol.

 

[Obsessed]

Does it involve a round young virgin?

This woman hasn't been a virgin for at least 19 years.

 

[TNsnyper20]

This woman hasn't been a virgin for at least 19 years.

You sly dog you....

 

[Obsessed]

You sly dog you....

It's not my. fault. Her husband apologized to me.


She was hot. Damn.

 

[Obsessed]

....

 

[DinkinFlicka]

One thing I'm going to do when I rule the world is outlaw ties that have to be tied. It's either clip on or nothing at all.

What separates the men from the boys is a little thing called the double Windsor.

 

[Grand Vol]

What separates the men from the boys is a little thing called the double Windsor.

Actually, that only works when it isn't a cheap tie that's too short.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

What separates the men from the boys is a little thing called the double Windsor.

To wit: Ronaldus Magnus

Friday Style Icon: Ronald Reagan | Tailored and Styled

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Outback bowl..Who is going??

I am.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Burglary suspect hides in Florida lake, where gator eats him | Fox News



You picked the wrong pond...

bwaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

 

[hog88]

This woman hasn't been a virgin for at least 19 years.

In Arkansas that could make her between 25 and 60.

 

[malinoisvol]

In Arkansas that could make her between 25 and 60.

"When the full moons shinning, and the road masters on the road."

 

[Carl Pickens]

I'm at a piano recital and it sucks balls.

 

[apevol]

I'm at a piano recital and it sucks balls.

I got a jar of shine and a bag of weed, meet me in the parking lot

 

[Carl Pickens]

I got a jar of shine and a bag of weed, meet me in the parking lot

You're a life saver ape..... I owe you man

 

[apevol]

You're a life saver ape..... I owe you man

Hell, I forgot to show up

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

makes total sense.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Hell, I forgot to show up

Way to leave a bro hangin'...... You're not a good wing man

 

[apevol]

Way to leave a bro hangin'...... You're not a good wing man

I am a terrible human being

 

[MercyPercy]

I got a jar of shine and a bag of weed, meet me in the parking lot

I haven't drank in over a week or smoked(or done any other substance) for two now. How do people live like this?!

 

[Carl Pickens]

I haven't drank in over a week or smoked(or done any other substance) for two now. How do people live like this?!

One day at a time.... Just win the day

 

[MercyPercy]

One day at a time.... Just win the day

Feels like losing tbh

 

[Grand Vol]

I haven't drank in over a week or smoked(or done any other substance) for two now. How do people live like this?!

You do find out what controls you and what you control during these times.

 

[MercyPercy]

You do find out what controls you and what you control during these times.

Lol, y'all know I'm exaggerating. I've had to stop the fun a bunch of times for drug tests. Never was an issue beyond mild annoyance.

Though I don't know why I haven't drank in a week. That just kind of happened organically. The jags play today though, so that might force me to break my unintentional dry spell.