Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[McDad]

72 is UNLOADING the puns tonight. Must be the egg nog.

 

[1972 Grad]

72 is UNLOADING the puns tonight. Must be the egg nog.

I guess I have egg on my face. N'est ce pas?

 

[Grand Vol]

72 is UNLOADING the puns tonight. Must be the egg nog.

He'll crack eventually.

 

[McDad]

He'll crack eventually.

Certainly came out of his shell.

 

[1972 Grad]

Certainly came out of his shell.

Didn't eggspect to hear a peep out of you.

 

[Grand Vol]

It got a little daffy with the bird jokes.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Got a little quacked up there.

 

[apevol]

MAKE iT STOP!

 

[malinoisvol]

What are y'all cackling about?

 

[TNsnyper20]

I just realized. We're a bunch of old men taking about cocks.

 

[AirVol]

Anyone with an iphone that auto corrects can type in lardass and Kardashian pops up. No kidding, worked for me. One of my kids told me this last night.

 

[apevol]

I just realized. We're a bunch of old men taking about cocks.

Giving you a like for advancing a step in becoming self-aware.

 

[apevol]

Anyone with an iphone that auto corrects can type in lardass and Kardashian pops up. No kidding, worked for me. One of my kids told me this last night.

God, I hate pop culture.

 

[lawgator1]

I'm at Wing House for lunch. The talent today is exceptional.

 

[apevol]

I'm at Wing House for lunch. The talent today is exceptional.

Your thread in the pub got its annual bump. Might want to keep your head on a swivel lest a new member reads it and actually thinks we mean all those horrible things said about you

 

[1972 Grad]

Your thread in the pub got its annual bump. Might want to keep your head on a swivel lest a new member reads it and actually thinks we mean all those horrible things said about you

We don't??

 

[apevol]

We don't??

Well, you do. But you're a terrible human being, like me.

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm at Wing House for lunch. The talent today is exceptional.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[McDad]

Pics or it didn't happen.

LG sent me this showcasing the "talent":

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Having a vasectomy in a 20 minutes.yay

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Hot chick gonna shave my sack. Lol

 

[Grand Vol]

Hot chick gonna shave my sack. Lol

A little light reading before you go in:

A Vasectomy Horror Story

But best of luck!

 

[Obsessed]

Having a vasectomy in a 20 minutes.yay

You guys that do this, are crazy.

It's the only thing I've got that neither she or the bank can take. Lol

Good luck man!!

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Was a little disappointed ibwas mentioned a as a pf presidential candidate. Guess I lurk too much...and tend to get heated and idealogicAL with the libtards.

 

[Obsessed]

A little light reading before you go in:

A Vasectomy Horror Story

But best of luck!

Damn.