Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[McDad]

Marcus,
Don't worry about the vasectomy. It won't be a VAS DEFERENS compared to what youre used to.

urological humor, amirite?

 

[Grand Vol]

Marcus,
Don't worry about the vasectomy. It won't be a VAS DEFERENS compared to what youre used to.

urological humor, amirite?

Your puns should be against the penile code.

 

[apevol]

Having a vasectomy in a 20 minutes.yay

I need to get that done..

 

[McDad]

Your puns should be against the penile code.

At least i got the balls (unlike marcus in 20 minutes) to make the puns.

Sorry, Marcus.

 

[apevol]

You guys that do this, are crazy.

It's the only thing I've got that neither she or the bank can take. Lol

Good luck man!!

Yeah, but they give you DRUGS. I could damn sure use some right now.

 

[apevol]

At least i got the balls (unlike marcus in 20 minutes) to make the puns.

Sorry, Marcus.

Dude, they're not turning him into a gelding.

 

[McDad]

Dude, they're not turning him into a gelding.

He will look like a Ken doll sans clothes when the surgeon is done.

Sorry, Marcus.

 

[Grand Vol]

Dude, they're not turning him into a gelding.

If he goes in for a vasectomy and comes out as a horse, his family should certainly sue.

 

[1972 Grad]

Marcus,
Don't worry about the vasectomy. It won't be a VAS DEFERENS compared to what youre used to.

urological humor, amirite?

It semens to me that you are back on your game today.

 

[apevol]

Christmas Eve.

He will be an early present.

Be sure too lather him up, dressed only in a bow tie stuffed full of coke and send him Dink's way. He'd be over that girl in his avi. Thats for damn sure.

 

[1972 Grad]

Your puns should be against the penile code.

Hard to beat that comment.

 

[McDad]

It semens to me that you are back on your game today.

I renewed my prescription for Lithium.

Thanks for noticing.

 

[1972 Grad]

Hot chick gonna shave my sack. Lol

Pictures or GTFO!

 

[Grand Vol]

I renewed my prescription for Lithium.

Thanks for noticing.

I don't require such things.

My puns are elementary but are iron clad.

 

[Obsessed]

My buddy had it done. Said he looked down, smoke coming up from between his legs.

He fainted.

 

[apevol]

If he goes in for a vasectomy and comes out as a horse, his family should certainly sue.

Why sue for giving him a guaranteed career in porn?

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Mrs. Ernest T. has been going on (and on) like an energizer bunny getting me snipped. Told her I would rather wake up at Charlie Sheen's with a sore rectum before I had that done (no offense and all such PC disclaimers).

 

[apevol]

I renewed my prescription for Lithium.

Thanks for noticing.

Come on, McDad. Self medication is the only way to go.

 

[apevol]

Mrs. Ernest T. has been going on (and on) like an energizer bunny getting me snipped. Told her I would rather wake up at Charlie Sheen's with a sore rectum before I had that done (no offense and all such PC disclaimers).

Beats wearing a glove, or watching your ol' lady get chubby.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Beats wearing a glove, or watching your ol' lady get chubby.

A bud of mine had it done. He thinks that it gave him limp noodle. He pops Cialis like they're tic tacs.

 

[McDad]

McDaughter is on a roll, beetches! This semester grades are in.

Chemistry 2 - A
Calculus - A
Physics - A

Her last grade lower than an A was a B in middle school.

Santa bringing a scholly for Christmas (i hope).

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

McDaughter is on a roll, beetches! This semester grades are in.

Chemistry 2 - A
Calculus - A
Physics - A

Her last grade lower than an A was a B in middle school.

Santa bringing a scholly for Christmas (i hope).

She want to be a Vol?

 

[Septic]

McDaughter is on a roll, beetches! This semester grades are in.

Chemistry 2 - A
Calculus - A
Physics - A

Her last grade lower than an A was a B in middle school.

Santa bringing a scholly for Christmas (i hope).

Nice!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

McDaughter is on a roll, beetches! This semester grades are in.

Chemistry 2 - A
Calculus - A
Physics - A

Her last grade lower than an A was a B in middle school.

Santa bringing a scholly for Christmas (i hope).

Dayam!! She's growing up to be an astro-scientist type thing?

 

[Gramps]

McDaughter is on a roll, beetches! This semester grades are in.

Chemistry 2 - A
Calculus - A
Physics - A

Her last grade lower than an A was a B in middle school.

Santa bringing a scholly for Christmas (i hope).

That's great McDad.