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[McDad]

She want to be a Vol?

No.

She said it is a party school and she wouldn't go.

She is the weirdest 17 year old I've ever known.

 

[Gramps]

No.

She said it is a party school and she wouldn't go.

She is the smartest 17 year old I've ever known.

Fify

 

[apevol]

No.

She said it is a party school and she wouldn't go.

She is the weirdest 17 year old I've ever known.

Keep both eyes on her. I've seen this situation a few times before, and it either ends up wonderfully or complete disaster

 

[1972 Grad]

McDaughter is on a roll, beetches! This semester grades are in.

Chemistry 2 - A
Calculus - A
Physics - A

Her last grade lower than an A was a B in middle school.

Santa bringing a scholly for Christmas (i hope).

....but has she discovered the meaning of life, or found true happiness?

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

No.

She said it is a party school and she wouldn't go.

She is the weirdest 17 year old I've ever known.

I understand all too well. I've got 2 skins from UT but my son didn't want anything to do with it. He was a Valedictorian with a (4.somehting) average...UT offered him everything. He chose that other school in Nashboro.

 

[Grand Vol]

I understand all too well. I've got 2 skins from UT but my son didn't want anything to do with it. He was a Valedictorian with a (4.somehting) average...UT offered him everything. He chose that other school in Nashboro.

How did you ever fail so badly?

 

[Grand Vol]

McDaughter is on a roll, beetches! This semester grades are in.

Chemistry 2 - A
Calculus - A
Physics - A

Her last grade lower than an A was a B in middle school.

Santa bringing a scholly for Christmas (i hope).

Awesome for McDaughter!

And good job by her parents.

 

[hog88]

McDaughter is on a roll, beetches! This semester grades are in.

Chemistry 2 - A
Calculus - A
Physics - A

Her last grade lower than an A was a B in middle school.

Santa bringing a scholly for Christmas (i hope).

Milk man must be a smart somebiatch.

 

[1972 Grad]

I understand all too well. I've got 2 skins from UT but my son didn't want anything to do with it. He was a Valedictorian with a (4.somehting) average...UT offered him everything. He chose that other school in Nashboro.

2 skins from U.T.? Did you major in circumcision by any chance?

 

[McDad]

2 skins from U.T.? Did you major in circumcision by any chance?

Uh, that would be four skins.

 

[LouderVol]

No.

She said it is a party school and she wouldn't go.

She is the weirdest 17 year old I've ever known.

felt the same way until I got up there.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Having a vasectomy in a 20 minutes.yay

Did you smell your nuts being torched?

 

[Carl Pickens]

Milk man must be a smart somebiatch.

Mine was the UPS guy.... My oldest graduated with nearly a 4.2..... Never made anything other than an A. I've been thinking WTF for about 10 years now.

 

[hog88]

Mine was the UPS guy.... My oldest graduated with nearly a 4.2..... Never made anything other than an A. I've been thinking WTF for about 10 years now.

Both of mine were A minus or B students so suspicions here.

 

[Carl Pickens]

My buddy had it done. Said he looked down, smoke coming up from between his legs.

He fainted.

I chose not to look, but smelled the bacon cooking. Strange thing knowing your balls are being treated like a wood burning kit.

 

[LouderVol]

anybody want to get their bribes in now so I don't ruin star wars for everyone?

 

[McDad]

I chose not to look, but smelled the bacon cooking. Strange thing knowing your balls are being treated like a wood burning kit.

Marc's nuts roasting on an open fire.
Nice nurse shaving at his sack.
Yuletide mocking being done on VN
and surgeons dressed up to take a whack.

 

[Obsessed]

Marc's nuts roasting on an open fire.
Nice nurse shaving at his sack.
Yuletide mocking being done on VN
and surgeons dressed up to take a whack.

Lmao.

 

[McDad]

Lmao.

Hey man, remember how I was totes jeali that you got to go to a work Christmas party and I didn't?

Well, McMom said if I could find one to attend she would let me go. I'm escorting a lady to one tonight.

 

[1972 Grad]

Uh, that would be four skins.

Back on your game. You're a straight up baller.

 

[Obsessed]

Hey man, remember how I was totes jeali that you got to go to a work Christmas party and I didn't?

Well, McMom said if I could find one to attend she would let me go. I'm escorting a lady to one tonight.

Oh boy.

Don't get in trouble like I did.

 

[apevol]

Oh boy.

Don't get in trouble like I did.

I don't think taking his mom to a christmas party will get him in trouble. And I don't think basket bingo at the american legion can be classified as a christmas party.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Marcus... Hope your experience goes better than mine. Good luck buddy.

 

[McDad]

I don't think taking his mom to a christmas party will get him in trouble. And I don't think basket bingo at the american legion can be classified as a christmas party.

Could only take my mom to a corpse-mas party.

Escorting my sister in law to a shindig at Nissan stadium.

 

[apevol]

Could only take my mom to a corpse-mas party.

Escorting my sister in law to a shindig at Nissan stadium.

Looks like I sold you short. Can the sister in law keep the secret?