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[Grand Vol]

Why?

I didn't mention black Jack.

Tee hee

That was a flop.

 

[McDad]

That was a flop.

Lemme try again.

Why? I didn't mention anything about surrender.

These blackjack jokes doing anything for you?

 

[Grand Vol]

Lemme try again.

Why? I didn't mention anything about surrender.

These blackjack jokes doing anything for you?

They certainly do.

But the Texas Hold 'em reference was way more subtle and crafty.

Your turn.

 

[McDad]

They certainly do.

But the Texas Hold 'em reference was way more subtle and crafty.

Your turn.

My...turn? Another reference to poker you sly dog.

 

[Grand Vol]

My...turn? Another reference to poker you sly dog.

I'm just upping the ante.

We can do this the easy or hard way.

 

[McDad]

I'm just upping the ante.

We can do this the easy or hard way.

You deserve a hand for your puns.

 

[Grand Vol]

You deserve a hand for your puns.

You should push yours in the river.

 

[McDad]

You should push yours in the river.

That joke doesn't suit you.

 

[Grand Vol]

That joke doesn't suit you.

It wasn't that big a bust.

 

[McDad]

It wasn't that big a bust.

You're a card but not much of a joker.

 

[Grand Vol]

You're a card but not much of a joker.

I'm a king of puns and make some ace remarks.

Been doing it pretty well since I was 21.

 

[McDad]

I'm a king of puns and make some ace remarks.

Been doing it pretty well since I was 21.

You're bluffing.

 

[Grand Vol]

You're bluffing.

I've got talent in spades.

 

[McDad]

I've got talent in spades.

Must've been lost in the shuffle.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Lol. I'd rather make sweet love to you, Carl.

Couple of funnies from the evening:
Ticket to event came with 2 free drinks. Never saw something given away so quickly as when i offered my drink tickets.

I started with 30,000 in casino "money". 3 hours later, I had 1.4 million. If only I could cheat in Vegas as I did at the Delek party.

On a more serious note:
I won a Publix gift card.

She must be quite the beauty lol

 

[Grand Vol]

Must've been lost in the shuffle.

As much as I'd like to continuing raising the stakes, I'm going to have to stand on my last comments since I have my own Christmas party to attend.

 

[YorkVol]

Regarding vasectomies...

It was amazing once my flood gates were closed, her's were thrown wide open. Sex goes to a whole new level once they aren't worried about getting knocked up.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Regarding vasectomies...

It was amazing once my flood gates were closed, her's were thrown wide open. Sex goes to a whole new level once they aren't worried about getting knocked up.

I felt like Spider Man..... I was shooting webs at will

 

[Gramps]

I never had a vasectomy. Who knows, I may want to start a new family some day.

:crazy:

 

[YorkVol]

I never had a vasectomy. Who knows, I may want to start a new family some day.

:crazy:

Confirmed, Gramps is Tony Curtiss, no wait that's the wrong dude. Who was the guy on the Odd Couple? The neat one. He sired a child in his 70s I think.

 

[malinoisvol]

regarding vasectomies...

It was amazing once my flood gates were closed, her's were thrown wide open. Sex goes to a whole new level once they aren't worried about getting knocked up.

fact!^^^^

 

[malinoisvol]

Confirmed, Gramps is Tony Curtiss, no wait that's the wrong dude. Who was the guy on the Odd Couple? The neat one. He sired a child in his 70s I think.

Tony Randal

 

[TNsnyper20]

I felt like Spider Man..... I was shooting webs at will

The first test fire after the fact is nerve racking. Your whole thought process is "please still work..."

 

[1972 Grad]

Regarding vasectomies...

It was amazing once my flood gates were closed, her's were thrown wide open. Sex goes to a whole new level once they aren't worried about getting knocked up.

Is that why people turn gay?

 

[1972 Grad]

"Aggressive Splitting."

"aggressive spitting"