Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[Ernest T. Vol]

How did you ever fail so badly?

LOL. I know...epic on my part. One day you're at a Bama game with your little man and all is right with the world. The next thing you know, he's wearing the wrong colored clothes. Rotten kids.

 

[hog88]

Could only take my mom to a corpse-mas party.

Escorting my sister in law to a shindig at Nissan stadium.

Now we are getting into Penthouse Letters territory.

 

[lawgator1]

Women are insane.

 

[hog88]

Women are insane.

How would you know?

 

[volfanhill]

McDaughter is on a roll, beetches! This semester grades are in.

Chemistry 2 - A
Calculus - A
Physics - A

Her last grade lower than an A was a B in middle school.

Santa bringing a scholly for Christmas (i hope).

Proof she isn't yours...just kidding

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Women are insane.

Hillary?

 

[Grand Vol]

Looks like I sold you short. Can the sister in law keep the secret?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGretcGCFRM[/youtube]

 

[Grand Vol]

I wonder how Marcus is doing?

And I wonder if he has the intense urge to eat oats or run a quarter mile...

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

I wonder how Marcus is doing?

And I wonder if he has the intense urge to eat oats or run a quarter mile...

I'm picturing him with this look on his face:

 

[apevol]

I wonder how Marcus is doing?

And I wonder if he has the intense urge to eat oats or run a quarter mile...

Lmao

 

[apevol]

LOL. I know...epic on my part. One day you're at a Bama game with your little man and all is right with the world. The next thing you know, he's wearing the wrong colored clothes. Rotten kids.

Wow. I feel for ya man.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

I'm at Wing House for lunch. The talent today is exceptional.

The fall line of jorts make it to your little septic city?

 

[Obsessed]

Sorry to inform you Dink, but wakarusa is no more.

 

[Carl Pickens]

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Dude Throws Down On Monkey Carjacker Man Fights A Monkey For Sitting On His Motorcycle | Video | Break.com

 

[Carl Pickens]

Could only take my mom to a corpse-mas party.

Escorting my sister in law to a shindig at Nissan stadium.

She's going to get intoxicated and start coming on to you.... She always wanted you McDad

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Sorry to inform you Dink, but wakarusa is no more.

I was getting too old for that kind of stuff anyway.

Still, sad to see the old girl go.

 

[Obsessed]

I was getting too old for that kind of stuff anyway.

Still, sad to see the old girl go.

She may kick off again later down the road or they may find another place to hold it at.

The old man that owns the land doubled the price. He lost a great deal of income from hwy 23 sliding off the mountain that he says he's trying to recover the lost funds. (Stupid imo)

 

[McDad]

She's going to get intoxicated and start coming on to you.... She always wanted you McDad

Lol. I'd rather make sweet love to you, Carl.

Couple of funnies from the evening:
Ticket to event came with 2 free drinks. Never saw something given away so quickly as when i offered my drink tickets.

I started with 30,000 in casino "money". 3 hours later, I had 1.4 million. If only I could cheat in Vegas as I did at the Delek party.

On a more serious note:
I won a Publix gift card.

 

[Obsessed]

Lol. I'd rather make sweet love to you, Carl.

Couple of funnies from the evening:
Ticket to event came with 2 free drinks. Never saw something given away so quickly as when i offered my drink tickets.

I started with 30,000 in casino "money". 3 hours later, I had 1.4 million. If only I could cheat in Vegas as I did at the Delek party.

On a more serious note:
I won a Publix gift card.

Wow.

I only walked away with 250.00 bucks.

 

[McDad]

Wow.

I only walked away with 250.00 bucks.

I was cheating my butt off: spying dealer hold card, post betting, decreasing my bet after a loss. Combined with legitimate aggressive strategies: multiple hands, aggressive doubling, aggressive spliting, etc. the dealer didn't stand a chance. It was fun.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Hey Moose, Rocco! Help the McDad find his checkbook.

 

[Grand Vol]

Combined with legitimate aggressive strategies: multiple hands, aggressive doubling, aggressive spliting, etc.

Sounds like my sex life.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

"Aggressive Splitting."

 

[McDad]

Sounds like my sex life.

Why?

I didn't mention black Jack.

Tee hee

 

[theFallGuy]

boy tickets to just about anything are so freakin' expensive these days.