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Overheard while my 9 year old and his friend plays modern warfare 3:

"Who's on top"?

"I'm wall-banging you".

"Oh, no. You flashed me".
 
Overheard while my 9 year old and his friend plays modern warfare 3:

"Who's on top"?

"I'm wall-banging you".

"Oh, no. You flashed me".

Those are some messed up kids, man. Reminds me of us.
 
Me and a friend were playing a football game on the old Commodore64 back in the day..... You could name your team and when you scored a big banner would scroll across the screen with the name of the team.... Well one day right as one of us scored my friend's dad walked in to see the game.... Up popped the banner that said " Touchdown MFs"
 
Me and a friend were playing a football game on the old Commodore64 back in the day..... You could name your team and when you scored a big banner would scroll across the screen with the name of the team.... Well one day right as one of us scored my friend's dad walked in to see the game.... Up popped the banner that said " Touchdown MFs"

I remember my grandpa talking about playing a Commodore 64 back in the day. You must be an old cogger CP.
 
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I know I ain't supposed to be much of one for religion, but, a 12 pack, 2 joints, and some moonshine later, "Farther Along" has got me bawling
 
Overheard while my 9 year old and his friend plays modern warfare 3:

"Who's on top"?

"I'm wall-banging you".

"Oh, no. You flashed me".

That's some tame game terminology compared to what you usually hear from raging kids over the voice chat. They could make George Carlin blush.
 
As for fast food chicken, I try to go for somewhere that has tenders rather than nuggets. Tenders give me some sweet false hope that the meat is real rather than the sponge mix they use to make nuggets.
 

I had a guy at work that wore his motorcycle helmet as he walked through the lobby and to his desk, dark face shield and all. One of the more paranoid managers called and filed a security incident saying he could be an active shooter since we couldn't see his face. We were flabbergasted since we all knew it was a guy named Randy who was a big goofball.
 
I had a guy at work that wore his motorcycle helmet as he walked through the lobby and to his desk, dark face shield and all. One of the more paranoid managers called and filed a security incident saying he could be an active shooter since we couldn't see his face. We were flabbergasted since we all knew it was a guy named Randy who was a big goofball.
Long live Randy.
 
I had a guy at work that wore his motorcycle helmet as he walked through the lobby and to his desk, dark face shield and all. One of the more paranoid managers called and filed a security incident saying he could be an active shooter since we couldn't see his face. We were flabbergasted since we all knew it was a guy named Randy who was a big goofball.

If his last name is Marsh... I'll explode.
 
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Just to make sure I am getting this, OB you are talking about the "Tennessee 45-6" on the ticket correct? I guess he sees your Power T and slaps that on there.

Sorry I don't know anything about what I am looking at there.
 
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