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[Obsessed]

For now on, when I catch a flight, I'm asking if the pilot goes by SpaceCoastVol.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Y'all ever busted anyone trying to join the mile high club?

You'd be surprised what goes on. Especially on a long international flight in the middle of the night when the majority of the people are asleep.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

For now on, when I catch a flight, I'm asking if the pilot goes by SpaceCoastVol.

I'll buy your drinks.

 

[Obsessed]

You'd be surprised what goes on. Especially on a long international flight in the middle of the night when the majority of the people are asleep.

Do you guys not get bored on those long flights? Set auto pilot and just kick back I guess?

 

[Obsessed]

I'll buy your drinks.

That would be pretty cool.

 

[Carl Pickens]

You'd be surprised what goes on. Especially on a long international flight in the middle of the night when the majority of the people are asleep.

Are the female flight attendants the nymphos they're painted to be?

 

[BearCat204]

I'll buy your drinks.

Is this offer good to anyone in the forum? I'm there

 

[TNsnyper20]

Are the female flight attendants the nymphos they're painted to be?

I've yet to see a female flight attendant I wanted to be a nympho.

 

[Obsessed]

I've yet to see a female flight attendant I wanted to be a nympho.

A couple of guys I work with only require that they be breathing.

 

[TNsnyper20]

A couple of guys I work with only require that they be breathing.

I know some like that. Makes me question whether the movie shallow hal was a comedy or a movie about things really are.

 

[hog88]

Try working with 8 flight attendants in an aluminum tube for 8 to 10 hours. Male or female, the drama factor is off the charts sometimes.

On the bus ride from Dallas yesterday the stewardess were talking about partying the night before.

 

[Grand Vol]

On the bus ride from Dallas yesterday the stewardess were talking about partying the night before.

You had stewardesses on a bus?

#ballin

 

[Gramps]

Good little story.

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.

THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE ANOINTED ONE." SO HE GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE. "THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG ."

 

[hog88]

You had stewardesses on a bus?

#ballin

Planes are nothing but buses with wings.

 

[Grand Vol]

Ole Miss finally getting it's due:

Sources: NCAA formally charges Mississippi with rules violations - Yahoo Sports

 

[hog88]

Ole Miss finally getting it's due:

Sources: NCAA formally charges Mississippi with rules violations - Yahoo Sports

They must be seriously pissed at Bamma.

 

[1972 Grad]

Try working with 8 flight attendants in an aluminum tube for 8 to 10 hours. Male or female, the drama factor is off the charts sometimes.

Submarine or a milk tanker?

 

[Carl Pickens]

A couple of guys I work with only require that they be breathing.

I had a buddy like that. I used to wonder how he could do it. My thought process back in the day was more of a quality versus quantity type thing.

 

[hog88]

I had a buddy like that. I used to wonder how he could do it. My thought process back in the day was more of a quality versus quantity type thing.

That's what all the guys that can't get laid say.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Ole Miss finally getting it's due:

Sources: NCAA formally charges Mississippi with rules violations - Yahoo Sports

Wonder if this is an actual surprise to anyone?

 

[1972 Grad]

I had a buddy like that. I used to wonder how he could do it. My thought process back in the day was more of a quality versus quantity type thing.

That was my way of thinking too. may have missed out on some good stuff. My brother always said "if it doesn't meet your standards, you need to lower your standards." He would say "8 to 80, crippled or crazy, I don't cull any of them."
He got a lot of p..... He died of cancer last year, and was still doing the ladies after 4 major cancer surgeries in a year and a half. He looked awful, felt awful, but kept active as much as he was able. He was 67 when he died. I miss him every single day.

 

[Carl Pickens]

That's what all the guys that can't get laid say.

Oh I got laid, but I wasn't going to do some chick with an Adam's apple and five o'clock shadow..... This guy would and did.

I tried to apply the law of diminishing marginal utility.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Are the female flight attendants the nymphos they're painted to be?

Not on this planet.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Not on this planet.

That's a damn shame. I was hoping for an introduction,

 

[LouderVol]

where is Ape at? I am number seven with my first meal of the day coming along shortly. (i don't think i can actually compete)