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#11,777
#11,777
Double makers and coke number 2 right now. Should be good and blitzed later. Plan on twisting my hips fast enough to slap my wife's thighs with my Weiner before bed. Hope she gets the hint.
 
#11,779
#11,779
apevol said:
****. I'm in the wrong residence tonight.
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I got liquor, wine and mead I am not touching tonight, and probably a few beers left after all of this. *number 9 & 10 down, dinner is delicious. either I can really cook, a solid possibility, or I am feeling it finally.
 
#11,781
#11,781
LouderVol said:
I got liquor, wine and mead I am not touching tonight, and probably a few beers left after all of this. *number 9 & 10 down, dinner is delicious. either I can really cook, a solid possibility, or I am feeling it finally.
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Honestly, if it's in arms reach, I can't help but down it. There have been days capped off with mouthwash in the past..
 
#11,783
#11,783
We hit up three different hipster breweries and have been drinking beer for the past four hours that ranged from excellent to donkey ****. I think the biggest donkey **** award goes to one that was made with jalapenos and caused instant indigestion and probable diarrhea in the future. I forget the name, partly because I'm drunk, partly because I want to wipe the memory forever. I'd rather drink every ****ty coffee and chocolate flavored stout on the menu than have that spiced rat poison again.
 
#11,785
#11,785
TNsnyper20 said:
I've yet to see a female flight attendant I wanted to be a nympho.
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Hooked up with a lot of flight attendants in my day..best was this Southwest girl. I was 29..she was 39. She was a professional. Didn't know her name for 2 weeks..spent every night at her apartment. She gave me free drink coupons, made me food, <X-RATED STUFF>. Great..great body. I mean GREAT.

Then things got weird. She tried to hold my hand at a bar. Accused me of "not showing any affection". Last I heard she is bartending in Tarpon Springs at a golf course. Making them old duffers happy I am sure.
 
#11,786
#11,786
MercyPercy said:
We hit up three different hipster breweries and have been drinking beer for the past four hours that ranged from excellent to donkey ****. I think the biggest donkey **** award goes to one that was made with jalapenos and caused instant indigestion and probable diarrhea in the future. I forget the name, partly because I'm drunk, partly because I want to wipe the memory forever. I'd rather drink every ****ty coffee and chocolate flavored stout on the menu than have that spiced rat poison again.
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Hipster breweries? Ah I remember when I had my first extremely over hopped beer and was told it was supposed to be "good".


My brother made a jalepeno coffee mint beer..I mean..just sad..

Watch out for those $8 PBRs!
 
#11,788
#11,788
apevol said:
Honestly, if it's in arms reach, I can't help but down it. There have been days capped off with mouthwash in the past..
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I build up my stock for just such occasions as now. I can't drink like this constantly anymore, but every once and a while I like to test out the liver and see how it performs. as of now I would say it is performing just fine. I am currently north of "no f*&ks given". had to move to my back up supply, not because my first ran out but because I got tired of drinking the same 3 beers.
 
#11,790
#11,790
apevol said:
Honestly, if it's in arms reach, I can't help but down it. There have been days capped off with mouthwash in the past..
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I remember catching heat because I drank 9 beers one day...while working in the hot Florida sun all day. I've had more but never more than 18 and that was a party..


I heard a guy on the radio talking about cutting back to combat his alcoholism..to 2 cases a day................. :jawdrop:
 
#11,791
#11,791
FLVOL_79 said:
Hipster breweries? Ah I remember when I had my first extremely over hopped beer and was told it was supposed to be "good".


My brother made a jalepeno coffee mint beer..I mean..just sad..

Watch out for those $8 PBRs!
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We go for the beetches, pretty high quality strangely enough. The night clubs here in town are mostly filled with gutter trash.

Some of the beer is really good but I'd rather buy a 12 pack of yeungling for eleven bucks.
 
#11,792
#11,792
Also every single place has an arsenal of board games to use. I guess that's the popular thing to do. Lmao.

Drunk connect four let's get it!
 
#11,793
#11,793
FLVOL_79 said:
I remember catching heat because I drank 9 beers one day...while working in the hot Florida sun all day. I've had more but never more than 18 and that was a party..


I heard a guy on the radio talking about cutting back to combat his alcoholism..to 2 cases a day................. :jawdrop:
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Lmao
 
#11,794
#11,794
FLVOL_79 said:
Hooked up with a lot of flight attendants in my day..best was this Southwest girl. I was 29..she was 39. She was a professional. Didn't know her name for 2 weeks..spent every night at her apartment. She gave me free drink coupons, made me food, <X-RATED STUFF>. Great..great body. I mean GREAT.

Then things got weird. She tried to hold my hand at a bar. Accused me of "not showing any affection". Last I heard she is bartending in Tarpon Springs at a golf course. Making them old duffers happy I am sure.
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Probably gripping their putters and washing their balls as we speak.
 
#11,795
#11,795
you have to careful now. too many "craft" beers out there. I miss the days when craft beers meant something. as many new good beers come out because of the movement there are several dozen crap beers that come out and last because they are local crap instead of shipped in crap.
 
#11,796
#11,796
FLVOL_79 said:
I remember catching heat because I drank 9 beers one day...while working in the hot Florida sun all day. I've had more but never more than 18 and that was a party..


I heard a guy on the radio talking about cutting back to combat his alcoholism..to 2 cases a day................. :jawdrop:
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Hell, nine beers over the course of a whole day working in the heat? Might as well have been drinking water
 
#11,800
#11,800
Not to interrupt the beerfest round these parts, but the Team 120 recruiting is about to get nasty. Like a good nasty. Like the nasty things you'd do to Kate Upton after downing a bottle of Viagra.

It's about to be on fellas.
 
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