Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[Obsessed]

Oh I got laid, but I wasn't going to do some chick with an Adam's apple and five o'clock shadow..... This guy would and did.

I tried to apply the law of diminishing marginal utility.

Oh. This ole boy has got some stories. I'm talking stuff that makes me cringe. Ugly. I mean ugly ass smelly women.

 

[apevol]

where is Ape at? I am number seven with my first meal of the day coming along shortly. (i don't think i can actually compete)

Breaking hearts and killing brain cells

 

[apevol]

Oh. This ole boy has got some stories. I'm talking stuff that makes me cringe. Ugly. I mean ugly ass smelly women.

Wtf dude..

 

[Obsessed]

I need to find out what this is going to cost.

 

[Obsessed]

Wtf dude..

True stories man. No one would willfully admit to what this guy has done. He doesn't care.

Some of them didn't have teeth.

 

[Grand Vol]

I need to find out what this is going to cost.

Mike Hamilton could tell you. He tried to put UT sports in one for years.

 

[apevol]

True stories man. No one would willfully admit to what this guy has done. He doesn't care.

Some of them didn't have teeth.

Are you speaking in third person?

 

[Obsessed]

Mike Hamilton could tell you. He tried to put UT sports in one for years.

No kidding.

 

[Obsessed]

Are you speaking in third person?

Lol. No man. I've got standards. Trying to get lined up on this 27 year old. She's about a 8.0-8.5. She's pretty damn hot.

 

[Gramps]

I need to find out what this is going to cost.

I think most of the funeral homes in East Tennessee sell those now.

 

[apevol]

Lol. No man. I've got standards. Trying to get lined up on this 27 year old. She's about a 8.0-8.5. She's pretty damn hot.

Ha! I thought you were hammered and posting a tell all confessional.

Wouldve been funner that way.

 

[1972 Grad]

I need to find out what this is going to cost.

Your life.

 

[LouderVol]

Breaking hearts and killing brain cells

poison of choice tonight? I have finished a 6er of Dogfish Head 60 and moved on to green man IPA. and 7 has gone to 9 with dinner finally being ready.

 

[apevol]

Louder pass out, face first in his dinner?

 

[apevol]

poison of choice tonight? I have finished a 6er of Dogfish Head 60 and moved on to green man IPA. and 7 has gone to 9 with dinner finally being ready.

Various lagers Guinness and cider. Lol. I thought you were done for..

 

[LouderVol]

not a chance. i am taking my drinking serious tonight.

 

[LouderVol]

some nights the challenge is the bottle of the bottle, other nights the 6 pack. tonights its the fridge.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Various lagers Guinness and cider. Lol. I thought you were done for..

What the ****.

 

[apevol]

What the ****.

I taste nothing atm Dink

 

[apevol]

some nights the challenge is the bottle of the bottle, other nights the 6 pack. tonights its the fridge.

****. I'm in the wrong residence tonight.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I was in Knoxville the past few days. Me and my old classmates relived our glory days and did the Boone's Farm challenge on that 17th street hill.

I came close to failing, but ya boy pulled through in the end.

 

[apevol]

I was in Knoxville the past few days. Me and my old classmates relived our glory days and did the Boone's Farm challenge on that 17th street hill.

I came close to failing, but ya boy pulled through in the end.

Shouldve stopped by to see me before I start roving

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Is this offer good to anyone in the forum? I'm there

maaaaaaaybe. :dance2:

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

I've yet to see a female flight attendant I wanted to be a nympho.

You haven't seen some of the newhires we have in New York.... eeeeeyowza! Of course I have shoes older than they are. That is depressing.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Planes are nothing but buses with wings.

True, but it goes 500 mph and I can't stop just anywhere. I landed in near zero visibility the other day. That is really fun.