As always, the mental midgets are out in force to tear down a good op. I guess we should all become smartazzes because those type of comments get a lot of thumbs up. By most of the negative comments toward someone trying to be a VFL, it just shows how miserable most of you are in life. I always find it creepy that most of you try to be witty and then post "lol" at your own post. The maturity of this board is lacking.
Well, as part of the mental midget group, I might suggest the following to make sure the intent is carried out:
1. The OP should think through exactly how he feels and what he really wants to say.
2. The OP should write the letter in a separate form, such as a MS Word document, not directly into the new thread.
3. The OP should pay attention to the little squiggly lines under his words and sentences. Red means they are misspelled, green means there may be a grammar issue. The software can even make suggestions on spelling and grammar that the OP should consider.
4. The OP should read the letter out loud, either to himself in front of a mirror or to someone else, perhaps his wife or mistress. If the listener expresses any concern, even nonverbal facial expressions, the OP should consider rewriting the part that triggered the response.
5. The OP should then start the new thread with a title that doesn't induce heart attacks. He should not put just the player's name as that makes most of VN fear the worst. When the thread title is just the name of a player most of us think the first thing we will read are the words "is dead." Luckily, or perhaps intentionally, the OP got this part right.
6. The OP should then look at his letter and carefully type the following in the first post:
"I support (Player's Name), have supported him since he (was in high school)(went to the prom with me)(waved at me at the Piggly Wiggly) and I think that he will do very well in his job at (Player's Position). I am not a creeper nor a stalker.
(no homo)"
7. The OP should then shred his letter and go outside and play with his friends.
jmo, tifwiw, twss