Recruiting Football Talk VII

[smokeyhuntsgators]

That's all we need a crew full of PMS women calling a football game....oh the travesty....flags would be flying everywhere..

But flags would be flying on Bama though..think about it..

 

[rikberry31]

Let me train to be a referee, at least I would call games fair and square..Like you said, I don’t give two s**** about in game betting.And Bama would be called for holding and PI equally as much as we do in games.o

*no offense to those who like to bet on games because my hubby does it himself.

Not me buddy I'd put it to those Bamers every chance I got. Penalties: Alabama 59-1275, other team 1-5.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

And this:

Let’s make it easier on mizzou and intercept passes and recover fumbles prior to them reaching the red zone so they can feel better about themselves.

I think that’s the least we can do. We are Volunteers after all.

13-2

 

[Glitch]

At least he doesn’t use teeth

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Just realized that John Candy was a Yeti with alopecia.

 

[jpope9]

They'd just play favorites based on uniform color.

or by cute dog mascot.

 

[mrMet]

Why in the actual hell are any of you quoting Dobbs4Heisman and giving him the attention he desperately desires

 

[engineerVOL]

I’ve never really thought about how a giraffe drinks water. About as awkward as imagined.

 

[Glitch]

So you were thinking of Glitch?

Are you manstrating? You seem to be in a bad mood. I could always go back to hoarding my notifications...

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Not me buddy I'd put it to those Bamers every chance I got. Penalties: Alabama 59-1275, other team 1-5.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

I heard this on the VQ podcast. Had to look it up

 

[Glitch]

Show me the moneyyyy

 

[volbeast33]

Crimson Red: Assuredly takes any 8 to a 5, immediately.

i agree

 

[Jackcrevol]

Must be Josh Dobbs agent...

Dobbs only makes $1.5 millions, starting in that NawFuL. not sure he has an agent.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Major Burns is a Ferret Face

 

[Jackcrevol]

Major Burns is a Ferret Face

major burns. we talking mom jokes hurr?

 

[Jackcrevol]

I’ve never really thought about how a giraffe drinks water. About as awkward as imagined.

i mean, it was between this or giant gerbil bowls in a tree. God sorta went with status quo here

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Scenario..I would love to see in CFP selection...Florida State wins out they're in..... Washington wins out they're in...OSU wins out they're in...Texas wins out and has one loss...Alabama beats Georgia in SEC Championship game...Texas gets 4th slot over both by winning at Alabama...so all the bs Sankey has done is for not...perfect...

That sounds nice, but I prefer for texas to lose, preferably to TCU this weekend as that would be a devastating loss for the longhorns. For uga to lose to ole miss and Tennessee. Need michigan to lose 2. Oregan, penn state , louisville and ole miss to each lose one more.

We beat bama in the SECCG to take the 4th spot. (A crying saban and sankey both retire on the national broadcast.)

I think that would work out nicely. I’m all in for the misery suffered by the above teams.

Doesn’t matter who the 1. Seed is. We’re going to beat them.

Then whomever wins between 2 & 3 will fall victim to the Volunteers of Tennessee.

13-2

It could happen just like that. The new SEC commissioner is hand picked by DW and is none other than the Sheriff Peyton Manning. His first decree is that the SEC will hire full time officials for every single sport. They will be graded after each game. No official who attended any SEC university can officiate a game that involves the university they attended. Oh, and absolutely no bama related officials in any way, shape or form. His second decree is that the SEC office is moving to Nashville. Only city without a bunch of homers for the SEC school based there.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Are you manstrating? You seem to be in a bad mood. I could always go back to hoarding my notifications...

No you couldn't. The last update fixed that @Glitch.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

major burns. we talking mom jokes hurr?

 

[CAVPUT]

No you couldn't. The last update fixed that @Glitch.

Yeah I've noticed that notifications will suddenly start counting down at times. Weird.

 

[Volsdeep4]

You know the drill buddy…waiting closer to game time @Enki_Amenra @mrMet play daily those are the guys to ask..good folks @Volsdeep4

I laid this one out seemed fair @mrMet @Enki_Amenra

 

[Jackcrevol]

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[Jackcrevol]

I laid this one out seemed fair

I really think we need to sticky a dedicated RF betting thread @Freak

 

[Volsdeep4]

I really think we need to sticky a dedicated RF betting thread @Freak

No bother, still wouldn’t use it. This is command center bro.
It’s like having an off topic forum, useless.