@drvenner
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? Apparently, she couldn't control her pupils.
I was feeling cold, so I went to stand in the corner of the room. I've always heard they were 90 degrees, but I was still cold.
I went to a pudgy psychic recently. He was a real four chin teller.
I saw a pirate on the street corner selling corn.
It was a buccaneer.
I'm being haunted by an alcoholic ghost. He's addicted to boos.
Scientists recently discovered a dinosaur that only had one eye.
They decided to name it a do-you-think-he-saw-us.
You know how I could tell my computer was old?
It lost its memory.
Someone asked me the difference between ignorance and apathy.
I said don't know, don't care.