Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Weezer]

I asked my wife, who is a high school Science teacher, if mitosis really is a means to achieve cell division OR is it not in fact, what will hurt if you steps on my feets?





FYI, she stepped on my feets to prove her point.

I'd hoped by now she'd have slapped you silly for telling such bad jokes.

 

[CABVOL]

Nevermind…..I found out

Did you f*** around or something?

 

[peaygolf]

Did you f*** around or something?

Huh?

 

[TechnoVol]

Huh?

FAFO, look it up.

 

[UTProf]

Since Texas would be Mexico without Tennessee, should we not get at least 25% of all Texas oil revenues?

Nice UT orange car. Wonder why they didn't go with red clay mud urnge of the Longhorns?

 

[Weezer]

Who was the guy that fought tooth and nail for Pruitt and was against having to let Fulmer go after the fallout? Thought he had Tennessee in his name too.

Sounds like @Glitch . He loves him some Pruitt.

 

[SoilVol]

Looks like Heard is enrolling as an OL and not DL? Interesting. I know there was speculation about where he would start his career - some of the talking heads had been speculating he would end up on OL

Now that his cousin is playing on the OL it's a pretty unique and cool opportunity to play and train with your family like that. It could work out.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I'd hoped by now she'd have slapped you silly for telling such bad jokes.

Yetis are not known for senses of humor.




Or smell.




Or fashion.




Or appropriate boundaries.

 

[Weezer]

Why is it. . .

If you have a cup of hot chocolate (or coffee or whatever) and it's kinda hot, but not burn your mouth hot. . . if you bite a cookie and take a sip of the hot chocolate, the hot chocolate tastes 3 times as hot as it did with no cookie? Anyone else ever noticed this?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Well, folks. Just got home from the rehearsal dinner. My youngest, my son is getting married tomorrow.

Walking the plank, eh?

 

[COOKEVOL]

they have mattresses?

Straw mattresses

 

[Adam Sandler]

Why is it. . .

If you have a cup of hot chocolate (or coffee or whatever) and it's kinda hot, but not burn your mouth hot. . . if you bite a cookie and take a sip of the hot chocolate, the hot chocolate tastes 3 times as hot as it did with no cookie? Anyone else ever noticed this?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I’ve always maintained officiating is bad.

I’ve also maintained that incompetent officials just happen to screw us over in huge moments in all sports more than any other team in the world purely by random rotten luck...there is no conspiracy...ever...no individual game official, or group of officials, or league corruption has ever screwed us over on purpose...y'all are just imagining all those blatant bad missed calls for them, and imaginary ghost calls against us EVERY year...y'all just crazy

Fify..

 

[MaxVolnGA]

Today was a good day.
Go SAS
Go Vols
Continued prayers

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

@InVOLuntary and @Ulysees E. McGill move to edge of their recliners. Forgot @Orange

Blind ass suckers.. they love people like you.

 

[NighthawkVol]

Friend of mine had two classes with Travis Henry back in the day. He said he had to have people with him at all times because he couldn’t really read or write. Apparently Henry never took a test. Other people did it for him.

I had a poli sci class with him. He only showed up for that class on exam days and then tried to copy off of people around him, including me.

 

[Weezer]

I’ve always maintained officiating is bad.

I’ve also maintained that it’s not a conspiracy against UT.

How much they pay you to say that?

 

[knoxvol52]

Blind ass suckers.. they love people like you.

Lol.. Football hasn't even started yet and already in week 2 form.

 

[volz2wallz]

 

[utkevdawg1]

Update on @SweetasSoda, her labs looked much better today and no seizures this far. Other good news is they’ve cut her sedation way back, she’s still on the ventilator because of the sedation but she’s breathing on her own so she’s making progress. Continue praying for Soda. Prayer definitely changes things

This is great news! Praying for further progress and even better news tomorrow!

A few years ago when my mum was on a ventilator and then ECMO, these were the same markers that she was quickly turning a positive corner and the early signs of hope.

 

[Weezer]

Need to put one in McGinnis’s earhole

This is a family site! Take your perversion elsewhere!





And, not judging, but dang, that is tiny!

 

[therickbol]

Wv pitcher has thrown….. 144 pitches ?

You must think you are in the softball forum. There is no baseball coach that is that stupid.

 

[CABVOL]

Huh?

FAFO. F*** around and find out.

I was making a funny.

 

[VFLBerg]

 

[UTgrad2015]

You must think you are in the softball forum. There is no baseball coach that is that stupid.

I did a triple take at the pitch count, thought they may had forgot to reset the number of pitches… but nope. Announcers confirmed