Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[Enki_Amenra]

Said the same man whose wife owns tweezers and a magnifying glass.

 

[bigorange]

 

[Weezer]

Go to Dollywood. Have lunch.
Ask for the Double D fried chicken. .
That’s two extra large breasts and cherry pie.

There's a brothel at Dollywood?

Guess that makes sense. Dolly was in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Just didn't know she had recreated the Chicken Ranch at Dollywood.

 

[Brillovol]

Actually not a big fan of anything Cinnamon. I'm sure it's terrific but I don't eat it.

It’s close to sex on the enjoyment level. Soft, warm, deliciously sweet, and satisfying.

 

[knoxvol52]

Dawn Staley gonna be the new AD?

Darius Rucker

 

[jave36]

**Strictly odds ONLY**

@mrMet @ionaVOL @Jackcrevol @Enki_Amenra @Volsdeep4 @TrippieRedd @ILVFL @MoCo_Vol
my friends…Who are we taking (circled only)

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I don't like that bottom one at all. OU and UF, and LSU to a lesser extent, are all in danger of losing this week. OU could be looking ahead to us, Tulane is a solid team, and OU has looked abysmal so far.

Texas A&M is definitely good enough to beat Florida, and LSU is on the road.

 

[JP_UT_O&W]

Pristine. I sorely miss my K5 and that plush red interior. Never should've sold it.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Piece A Crap 12

Nice

 

[Orange.]

McGill, was blessed to see the Tetons, Yellowstone, and Glacier this summer.
Hiked up to Delta Lake. This has been my phone’s wallpaper.

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Weird coincidence? My phone wallpaper.

 

[Aesius]

It’s close to sex on the enjoyment level. Soft, warm, deliciously sweet, and satisfying.

Hold up...are you implying you've done the sex?!

 

[Brillovol]

Funny, here’s my wallpaper since June.

 

[Orange.]

Sources: "Gamecock AD Ray Tanner is transitioning"

 

[Vfl2407]

We’re still talking about food, right?

What happens in Dollywood stays in Dollywood.

 

[Adam Sandler]

I like both of those. I think unlv and Florida will win.
The lsu one scares me. That game is gonna be ugly. What do you think?

LSU 34-16 cockle doodle doo

 

[butchna]

Okay now let me slow it down for you.

1. Not every pro player enjoys that lifestyle once they get to the league. What other options does he have? Tell the coaches “it ain’t for me” doesn’t get paid, and quits anyways?

“no hE sHoUlD bE MiSeRaBlE fOr hIS wHoLE cONtRaCt tHEn qUiT”

2. This kid literally said “I want the season to be over” WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? He didn’t care to be there. He never wanted to be there.

Sometimes the money is too good to pass up, and I’m not passing up on 300k, chief

Ain’t gonna be $300 k…Chief. Taxman needs a convertible. Kid works on his game his whole life and makes it! Doubt he “never wanted” it. Instead of trashing his own name, he could easily retire if his worn out, abused early 20’s body couldn’t take it anymore. This is on par with Spicolli saving Brooke Shields from drowning and blowing the reward money on Van Halen playing his birthday party…only way less understandable and intelligently thought out…Chief.

 

[Orange.]

Hold up...are you implying you've done the sex?!

Sounds like Brillo hit a triple, at the least.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Those are clean

 

[jave36]

McGill, was blessed to see the Tetons, Yellowstone, and Glacier this summer.
Hiked up to Delta Lake. This has been my phone’s wallpaper.

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I loved Delta lake! We had done a 25 mile hike the day before (Cascade Canyon + Paintbrush Divide), so that last 1/4 mile of Delta that was straight uphill was absolutely brutal. It was the first time I almost didn't finish a hike, I really thought my legs wouldn't make it. And of course my overly ambitious wife wanted to finish the Amphitheater lake trail once we finished Delta. I swear there were 100 switchbacks, they just wouldn't end.

Man I loved that trip. I hope in 15 years when my boys are old enough I won't be too old to do it again.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[VolNRaleighNC]

Sounds like maybe Brillo hit a triple.

twss

 

[Enki_Amenra]

It’s close to sex on the enjoyment level. Soft, warm, deliciously sweet, and satisfying.

 

[drvenner]

No jokes until you catch up. Being that far behind, you need not be wasting your time coming up with crap jokes.

1 Going to bed early
2 Not leaving my house
3 Not going to a party.

My childhood punishments are now my adult goals

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Weird coincidence? My phone wallpaper.
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What is that? Bluff Mountain?

 

[drvenner]

I was thinking about her today...I wish she could see this team play ball...

She is watching

 

[Orange_Crush]

There's a cost to being the guy that hired Shane Beamer.