Recruiting Football Talk VIII

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#33,688
ConwayFitty said:
Heupel the White Unicorn Whale
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that's a narwhal.

Male Narwhals have a tusk, which is actually a tooth. it's a sensory organ, many believe can be used to touch and feel. Many scientists believe the larger the tusk, the more dominant male is during reproduction. Male Narwhals also have largest reproductive organ relative to body size, of all land mammals. Hence why they commonly walk with a gangsta lean.
 
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Jackcrevol said:
do they have to be accurate
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I’m pretty sure there is some type of penalty if you don’t report accurately. Like if you consistently list guys as “Questionable” but they always play or “Probable” and never play. It’s tracked over time. I only heard a little about it on the radio though.
 
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Jackcrevol said:
that's a narwhal.

Male Narwhals have a tusk, which is actually a tooth. it's a sensory organ, many believe can be used to touch and feel. Many scientists believe the larger the tusk, the more dominant male is during reproduction. Male Narwhals also have largest reproductive organ relative to body size, of all land mammals. Hence why they commonly walk with a gangsta lean.
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Jackcrevol said:
that's a narwhal.

Male Narwhals have a tusk, which is actually a tooth. it's a sensory organ, many believe can be used to touch and feel. Many scientists believe the larger the tusk, the more dominant male is during reproduction. Male Narwhals also have largest reproductive organ relative to body size, of all land mammals. Hence why they commonly walk with a gangsta lean.
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Narwhal Tusk:
- appears like a horn or antler
- functions like an antenna, whiskers, or a digit
- tusk size correlates with reproductive success
- is not in the mouth and has no role in processing food for passage to digestive system

Zoologists: “It’s a tooth!”
 
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Jackcrevol said:
that's a narwhal.

Male Narwhals have a tusk, which is actually a tooth. it's a sensory organ, many believe can be used to touch and feel. Many scientists believe the larger the tusk, the more dominant male is during reproduction. Male Narwhals also have largest reproductive organ relative to body size, of all land mammals. Hence why they commonly walk with a gangsta lean.
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Last I checked Narwhals weren't land mammals. But it does track with Coach Hype being a gangsta
 
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