Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[tyonthefly93]

Ryan Day doesn’t have a dog house.
(This one’s for the Norm MacDonald fans out there).

 

[DD4ME]

Ryan Day likes to call it the holidays instead of Christmas.

 

[DD4ME]

Ryan Day thinks canned biscuits taste the same,

 

[DarthVol1]

Ryan Day gets his corn from a can.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

And a flat bill cap

Unforgivable. Would disown my eldest Son and heir.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Ryan Day wears panty hose to keep his silk boxers from riding up.

 

[pismonque]

Ryan Day wears bespoke Underoos.

 

[Type Orange+]

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Last one from me tonight.......


Ryan Day only watches the color episodes of the Andy Griffith Show

 

[whitw]

Ryan Day wears panty hose to keep his silk boxers from riding up.

Hopefully our guys are using some form of pantyhose Saturday night to stay warm. Gonna be a tad nipply up there.

 

[pismonque]

Ryan Day wears nipple rings through his shirt.

 

[pismonque]

Ryan Day left rodeo clown college to be a mime. Those cowboy idiots clearly weren't in it for the art.

 

[SagginVawls]

Ryan Day leaves his shopping cart in a random parking space before driving off.

 

[engineerVOL]

Bama lost to a team that is losing 25% of its roster to transfers, make it make sense.

 

[pismonque]

Ryan Day doesn't let redshirt freshmen travel to road games because he thinks it's very very dangerous to be a redshirt on the away team.

 

[knoxvol52]

Ryan Day is a Dallas Cowboys fan.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Ryan Days panties have d!ckholes in 'em.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Travis Hunter is actually a better DB than a WR which is the wild part about him winning that award

Let’s be real. Many Heisman voters were Deions buddies. If Hunter played for us, he wouldn’t have been a finalist much less a winner. He win because of Deion.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Hunter deserved it. He’s the player they wanted us to believe Woodson was. He never came off the field. He's an elite DB and a 1000+ yard WR. He’s a generational talent.

He isn’t an elite DB or WR. Jeanty was the one who deserved it. CU could have sat Hunter and still won. Boise sits Jeanty and they are maybe a 3-4 win team.

 

[Orangeburst]

nm

 

[tnvols72]

 

[JP_UT_O&W]

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

He isn’t an elite DB or WR. Jeanty was the one who deserved it. CU could have sat Hunter and still won. Boise sits Jeanty and they are maybe a 3-4 win team.

He is an elite DB and WR.

Jeanty rushes for maybe 3000 if he plays in every quarter of every game this year.

Both guys would win the Heisman over several of the most recent winners.

 

[JP_UT_O&W]

Dan Skipper scored for Detroit today

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Ryan Day pronounces pecan as "pee-can".