Sometimes I have to find a different outlet to express my feelings. This is corny AF, and is to the tune of "The Ballad of Hank Williams"
Tee tell us how it really was when you was workin' with daddy Phil
Well in 2020 things were all out of sorts
‘Cause of some virus that damn near shut down sports
We was stacked six deep in the offense film review
Looking for some answers; needing more than a few
We couldn’t rep our QBs in the spring or the fall
But we had some good receivers, the OL looked like it could ball.
And Jim said soon he'd make us all rich
And we started believin' that fat sum bitch
Now daddy Phil told Jer’my if you wanna be the guy
Better start a different QB, even if he’s learning on the fly
But we stuck with #2 even though it seemed insane,
And even in his sixth year he couldn’t seem to use his brain.
Then Phil fired my ass and he fired Chris Weinke
And he fired everybody just as hard as he could go
He fired old Chaney and he fired Jer’my Pruitt
And he fired some people that he didn't even know