Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[KPT_VFL]

Anyone hoping the first play of our season is a deep ball? I am.

 

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

The problem with Butch wasn't just the x's and o's. The locker room was split into several factions. The foxes were running the hen house. It was not salvageable imo. I know where we were and the difficulty in hiring a new coach, but we could have hired a coach with experience. The Pruitt hire was never going to work. Coach Fulmer, who I supported then hired a prodigy. Someone he hoped he could mold. It was a huge mistake. There were other coaches with tons more experience than Pruitt. The problems went even higher than Fulmer when it came to disfunction. We were never going to land an established, successful power 5 coach but we could have hired an established winner at a step down from that.

Lance Leipold...

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

God bless that man that created leggings for women.

Except those ones that actually give butts to the ladies that don’t actually have butts…. They take them things off and then plop where’d the booty go….. that person is evil.

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Anyone hoping the first play of our season is a deep ball? I am.

I hope we House the first play of the season…. Would be better than the JG strip sack for a loss of yardage on the first play…. Man if ever there was a sign for that 2019 season it was that West Virginia game.

 

[rekinhavoc]

The four types of Vol fans:

1, The Sunshine Pumper: Identified by the never ending positive attitude and eats Unicorn Poop every morning. Great people but can grow old......QUICK.

2. The Gloom and Doomer: Identified by the continuous blathering of impending doom. The first thing they do in the morning is gouge a kitchen fork in their leg several times to set the mood for the day.

3. The Side Jumper: Identified by the uncanny ability to turn on the coach, team, admin, individual player etc. at any time during the season, game or even play. Can have a coach fired or enshrined in the Hall of Fame five times during the same game Every morning reads 20 articles in every sporting site then comes to Volnation to see how they should think.

4. The Old Vol Fan: Identified by the dazed and often confused look on their face. They have been trampled by the opposing opinions of fans, writers, ESPN and a team that's performance has been both uplifting and dumbfounding from play to play. Every morning drinks the Kool Aid, faces toward The Hill and smiles.

5. The WGWTFA! fan : Al Wilson approved, Peyton's wit, Bring the best ya' got and meet us in the parking lot.
Drinks tequila and eats slowed cooked protein produced by you guessed it our damn selves. Tells realists to blow it out their arse.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Lance Leipold...

There's a few of them. Him being one for sure.

 

[Devo182]

Any of you morans know of best MTB trails up in NE TN? Round of beers on the winner...at Che Guevarra.

Nope but know so good ones on this side of the mts. Also love Che's. That the one in Knox or have they expanded? Need more good mexican places here - especially a Soccer Taco. Not that I'm drinking these days, but man those huge margaritas...

 

[Devo182]

Pick the most precise answer.

Do the Vols score:

a. on their 1st play
b. on their 1st possession
c. in the 1st quarter
d. in the 1st half
e. none of the above

Yes.

 

[Volnukem]

Man, our new OC is fun to listen to. Trying not to get too excited but it’s hard not to...this guy clearly likes his offense.

Mentions pierce but not whitehead or hodge. Move them to LB ASAP!

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Mentions pierce but not whitehead or hodge. Move them to LB ASAP!

Might not have to….

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I don't know how much of a problem that will be moving forward. Obviously Maurer did it, but (maybe I'm completely wrong here) in the past if a guy transferred he had to sit exactly 365 days right? So it behooved a player to transfer earlier rather than later.

But with the new transfer system there's a defined cutoff. So if a guy doesn't start Game 1, the incentive is to stick around. Maybe the guy ahead gets hurt or benched and you get your chance. If not, you can still transfer and be eligible immediately.

I think this scenario it’s more likely they hit the transfer portal early out of frustration and emotions. In general, I think you’re right though

 

[Glitch]

In the back of a Volkswagon

Most common places to lose your virginity?

 

[Devo182]

I firmly believe they haven’t announced a starter to prevent attrition in the QB room. If you announce too early, at least one of the QBs is gonna be upset and hit the portal, then you’re an injury away from being in a really, really bad spot. But there’s a clear QB1.

Don't see any value in transferring now. You'd have to be....Brian Maurer...to do that.

 

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

Except those ones that actually give butts to the ladies that don’t actually have butts…. They take them things off and then plop where’d the booty go….. that person is evil.

Lol. I’m married. I’m here for the view only.

 

[KPT_VFL]

It’s criminal what that they are allowing Dee Beckwith to waste away at RB. One of Hodge and Whitehead need to be LB too.

 

[engineerVOL]

Lol. I’m married. I’m here for the view only.

Make my wife wear a long shirt when them leggings make an appearance.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Might not have to….

OK, I’ll play along. So the news that bassmaster heard and was excited about is something pertaining to our LB group.

 

[engineerVOL]

It’s criminal what that they are allowing Dee Beckwith to waste away at RB. One of Hodge and Whitehead need to be LB too.

Yea I thought for sure he’d make some noise somewhere. Young player still though.

 

[franklinpence]

Storm Duck and General Booty take the cake

How do they not include Yo’Heinz Tyler from Ball State? Kid could make all sorts of money peddling ketchup.

 

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

Make my wife wear a long shirt when them leggings make an appearance.

Lol. Hey if you got it, flaunt it.

 

[Ten_Titans]

Team knows who it is. When you play sports as long as those kids have, you know THE GUY is. They know. All college coaches are goofy. Provides no real advantage over the competition. Think that stuff is overrated.

I'm sure they do. But public vote of confidence goes a long way in helping Milton take ownership of the team and more of a leadership role. That's JMO. I'm sure it's probably inconsequential either way.

Maybe they feel like they aren't announcing any other starters, why should QB be different. They might just quietly name the starter when they release the depth chart.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

 

[volinbama256]

Just got a little nug - Walter Nolen will be committing to Tennessee.

That is all. Enjoy your day.

fify

 

[volinbama256]

1. Sit V Jones first game minimum... we will need him this season. Rehab and stem like a motha-F'er

2. Why is Maurer saying on his Insta that "It wasn't up to me"? Whatever...

okay, carry on with the best college FB names...

Munchie Legaux- Cincy
Spiffy Evans- BC
Wonderful Terrific Monds ll- Buffalo
Wave Ryder- Navy
Sterling Lovelady- FSU
Godspower Offor- Wake F
Kobe Buffalomeat- Illinois St
Hopalong Cassady- Oh St
Ha ha Clinton-dix- roe dawd
Corn Elder and D'brickashaw Ferguson we were recruiting at one point
Peerless Price
Bumper Pool- Arky
Sonny Sixkiller- Wash
Phat Watts- Tulane

 

[scienceteaching_vol]

I substitute teach at my alma mater while I’m working on getting my teachers certification. They had a big “protest” today because the dress code “oppresses” women because they can’t wear booty shorts and crop tops. Jesus Christ man.

I'm assuming the boys also can't wear booty shorts and crop tops?