Recruiting Forum Football Talk VI

[Big Sun]

As your doctor I suggest you take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my medicine bag...but just a drop.

you took too much man, you took too much, too much

 

[drvenner]

I take it we signed 14 EE's today?

@InVOLuntary sigh.

 

[Glitch]

You're an officer so...

I am prior enlisted though, so..... yeah that doesn't mean squat.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Scrooge McNewt makes me laugh.

I bet IRL he's a big softie.

He is. He just gets a cocklebur in his whitey tighties from time to time. Get him some smoke and a pinky out beer and he settles right down.

 

[InVOLuntary]

I take it we signed 14 EE's today?

 

[UTProf]

I've said it before but I think Levis' problem is that he's as dumb as a brick. He's got all the things scouts look for and will do well at the combine but he's just not very smart during games.

 

[Vfl2407]

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Officially the nico era

Can’t wait til 100,000 in Neyland are chanting his name in the closing moments of wins over Bama and UGA and UF.

 

[The Dog]

Hard to believe Colin Jost gets to sleep with Scarlett, every night

 

[SergeantVol]

I am prior enlisted though, so..... yeah that doesn't mean squat.

Yeah but that was back in ‘Nam…

 

[SweetasSoda]

Hard to believe Colin Jost gets to sleep with Scarlett, every night

Why? He’s much prettier than her.

 

[The Dog]

Why? He’s much prettier than her.

No, no, I'm secure in my manhood, I'll tell you my honest opinion. Momoa was prettier than Bonet, Pitt was about even with Jolie, Hemsworth is prettier than whoever the hell he is with, but Scarlett's got Colin by a mile

 

[buffaloblue]

I've said it before but I think Levis' problem is that he's as dumb as a brick. He's got all the things scouts look for and will do well at the combine but he's just not very smart during games.

I actually think his offensive coaching staff may have been that bad too.

 

[jacobyvoln27]

Why? He’s much prettier than her.

WHAT!!!!!

 

[jacobyvoln27]

I prefer right!!!!

 

[Kamaras gold teeth]

I prefer right!!!!View attachment 524221

Please tell me you have heard the weekend update joke that dude did on MLK jr.

If not here it is.


https://youtube.com/shorts/z8PDuT4vj_0?feature=share

 

[Weezer]

He’s just not very smart so I wouldn’t draft him. He plays haphazardly.

So you're saying he'll probably end up a Titan.....

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Finally! I've been looking everywhere!

 

[engineerVOL]

So you're saying he'll probably end up a Titan.....

If he gets some injury, then book it.

 

[Big Orange#1]

If he gets some injury, then book it.

Nope Robinson is gone lol

 

[Glitch]

Always been here. Just needed male menopause to manifest itself.

Manopause.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

If I am still posting in this forum 10 years from now, I will still be posting this GIF.

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Umm, where else you gonna be?

 

[Glitch]

Yeah but that was back in ‘Nam…

Back when Jesus was a corporal.

 

[Ashevolle]

No, no, I'm secure in my manhood, I'll tell you my honest opinion. Momoa was prettier than Bonet, Pitt was about even with Jolie, Hemsworth is prettier than whoever the hell he is with, but Scarlett's got Colin by a mile

She's a wonderful actor too. He's a middling SNL anchor. That dude's punching WAY up.

 

[SoilVol]

Finally! I've been looking everywhere!

You didn't lose it, your wife moved it.

 

[Glitch]

I prefer right!!!!View attachment 524221

Can he not afford to buy that girl a full dress that isn't ripped?