Recruiting Forum Football Talk VI

[drvenner]

I’m learning this, probably more slowly than I should.

I'm not even going to swing at this one you teed up so nicely because your are trying to learn the game

 

[drvenner]

Report: Georgia wideout Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint arrested for reckless driving

Georgia is definitely in the lead for the Fulmer cup this off-season. Yeesh.

Please don't call it the Fulmer Cup. Don't reward the Florida pukes who coined it.

 

[SweetasSoda]

Let's all thank Big Game Boomer for the extra dose of incentive in the LB room this summer.

Now, as for Beasley's performance in the Orange Bowl...

With bowl games you just never know how much was a great individual performance, and how much was preparation and scheme from coaches with weeks of film study. How many of those sacks came off of reads that coaches spotted in those extra weeks before the game? Or, how many times were they set up by a specific combination of DL stunts, which they knew would open up an unblocked lane against Clemson's preferred protection package?

None of that is to question Beasley's ability. But I'd be happy if the thought tempered fans' expectations about how productive Aaron will show in September.

Confused. Can’t the coaches put him situations to succeed this fall? He’s shown he has the ability to do so if he’s put there. He may not, but he should have been somewhere on that list because of his performance in the Orange Bowl.

 

[drvenner]

Doesn't count. He was running free.

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

How about Grant going off for 14 to help stave off elimination?

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Doesn't count. He was running free.

Giants usin gimmicks in mini-camp

 

[Weezer]

The last 7 players should be here in the next few weeks. Chandavian Bradley, Tyree Weathersby, Emmanuel Okoye, Khalifa Keith, Trevor Duncan, Ayden Bussell, and Nate Spillman. Summer semester starts June 8th, I believe.

 

[Vol423]

I see 3. Guess that means I lose.

I only see 3 as well. However, that’s enough to know to stay the hell clear of the area. I consider that a win.

 

[BigSteve09]

 

[Nash_Vol97]

How about Grant going off for 14 to help stave off elimination?

Got a little revenge too

 

[TrippieRedd]

Got a little revenge too

What I would give to see Grant just absolutely beat the **** out of Butler.

 

[swchandler1988]

And Sampson is better than Marks and Williams. WHOOO!

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

There will never be another Platinum Plus---------it was basically a house of ill repute with dancers ------so I've been told

When I was an intern in Memphis, my resident got dumped by his girlfriend. He was so depressed that we had to resort to desperate measures to snap him out of it. A group of interns took him to that club.
One dancer caught his eye. She was very well endowed. I called her over for him. He looked like an Egyptian version of Leonard from The Big Band theory. She pulled his head in so close (glasses and all) that it quite literally disappeared. When she was done with her performance, he was literally a new man. Internship was a tough time. I laughed so hard that I really did cry into my beer. Tears of joy doesn’t maKe the beer too salty.

With our mission completed, We left right after that and went to a regular bar/dance club. He was over his sadness about being dumped (by someone who was using him anyway).

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Oh,

See, pesky little sister has grown up into a mean lady…I give her a compliment (backhanded ) and she flips me the bird…

 

[mrorange211]

What I would give to see Grant just absolutely beat the **** out of Butler.

You don't like Jimmy Buckets? He's by far my fav player in the league.

 

[Glitch]

Four copperheads in this one. Or none.

Good luck.

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RIP @delfonic

 

[Glitch]

When I was an intern in Memphis, my resident got dumped by his girlfriend. He was so depressed that we had to resort to desperate measures to snap him out of it. A group of interns took him to that club.
One dancer caught his eye. She was very well endowed. I called her over for him. He looked like an Egyptian version of Leonard from The Big Band theory. She pulled his head in so close (glasses and all) that it quite literally disappeared. When she was done with her performance, he was literally a new man. Internship was a tough time. I laughed so hard that I really did cry into my beer. Tears of joy doesn’t maKe the beer too salty.

With our mission completed, We left right after that and went to a regular bar/dance club. He was over his sadness about being dumped (by someone who was using him anyway).

Was "her" name, @Weezer?

 

[VolNash17]

While I dont want to take anything away from it, and the people who like rings like this...SEC Champions/National Champions, only rings I care about. Never been a fan of big, huge rings for winning something other than conference or national titles.

1000%.

 

[TheRain]

 

[TheRain]

 

[Nash_Vol97]

You don't like Jimmy Buckets? He's by far my fav player in the league.

I like him too, just not this series. I’ll pull for him and Heat in the finals though. Don’t think it’ll matter as Denver is head and shoulders the best team in the NBA right now.

Cool story bro time. Restaurant I worked at a while back used to have celebrities, etc come in for dinner. One night, Jimmy Butler came in with his entourage. Dude was carrying around a small duffel bag of money haha, but that was just one weird occurrence. When he ordered smoked chicken wings that are flash fried upon order as an appetizer he asked for them to be extra crispy. They cooked them longer than normal and it had a good crispness to them. When they brought them out he sent them back and said “not crispy enough. Put them back into fryer and when you think you want to pull them out, leave them in 3 minutes longer.” They looked so ****ing dry when they came out of the fryer but when they got to the table, Jimmy said they were perfect. Dude just likes extra, extra crispy dry ass chicken wings

 

[Nash_Vol97]

 

[franklinpence]

I like him too, just not this series. I’ll pull for him and Heat in the finals though. Don’t think it’ll matter as Denver is head and shoulders the best team in the NBA right now.

Cool story bro time. Restaurant I worked at a while back used to have celebrities, etc come in for dinner. One night, Jimmy Butler came in with his entourage. Dude was carrying around a small duffel bag of money haha, but that was just one weird occurrence. When he ordered smoked chicken wings that are flash fried upon order as an appetizer he asked for them to be extra crispy. They cooked them longer than normal and it had a good crispness to them. When they brought them out he sent them back and said “not crispy enough. Put them back into fryer and when you think you want to pull them out, leave them in 3 minutes longer.” They looked so ****ing dry when they came out of the fryer but when they got to the table, Jimmy said they were perfect. Dude just likes extra, extra crispy dry ass chicken wings

That is a cool story, but I have to stay true to myself.

 

[mrmax86]

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That's trippy. I couldn't find them and had to click the article to find out where they were.

 

[BruisedOrange]

When I was an intern in Memphis, my resident got dumped by his girlfriend. He was so depressed that we had to resort to desperate measures to snap him out of it. A group of interns took him to that club.
One dancer caught his eye. She was very well endowed. I called her over for him. He looked like an Egyptian version of Leonard from The Big Band theory. She pulled his head in so close (glasses and all) that it quite literally disappeared. When she was done with her performance, he was literally a new man. Internship was a tough time. I laughed so hard that I really did cry into my beer. Tears of joy doesn’t maKe the beer too salty.

With our mission completed, We left right after that and went to a regular bar/dance club. He was over his sadness about being dumped (by someone who was using him anyway).

A nostalgic look back at what "a guy getting a boob job" used to mean.