Recruiting Forum Football Talk VI

[Weezer]

Yes, the Florida and Georgia rivalries (as intense as they’ve been) were really a creation of the SEC going to divisions. We played them sparingly before then (seems hard to believe, I know). So in that sense, I say: the league giveth, and the league taketh away.

However, the Bama, Kentucky and Vandy rivalries are older than the SEC itself. The league should take care not to disrupt them.

We've played KY 118 times, and Vanderbilt 117 times.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Me and de wife have now moved to Hendersonville and since I'm only 35 minutes from Kentucky

I feel like I'm in a region of TN that should be called NORTH Tennessee

I'm a northern Tennesseean

I will now say to people "I'm from North Tennessee"

Dam yankee.

 

[Orange_Crush]

The last time I farted on an elevator, people got so mad. They said it was wrong on so many levels.

 

[TrippieRedd]

Me and de wife have now moved to Hendersonville and since I'm only 35 minutes from Kentucky

I feel like I'm in a region of TN that should be called NORTH Tennessee

I'm a northern Tennesseean

I will now say to people "I'm from North Tennessee"

I’m so high right now I thought you meant de’s wife

I was like gosh damn

 

[Orange_Crush]

A ten-year-old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new due to debris that it absorbs over time. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand, and a lot of perspiration, which the average person loses at a rate of a quart a day.


Hope everyone sleeps tight.

 

[Nuctech777]

The last time I farted on an elevator, people got so mad. They said it was wrong on so many levels.

Just not the same if it isn’t told by drvenner. I think it’s his delivery

 

[Revived2002]

Robots could go full 'Terminator' after scientists create realistic, self-healing skin

 

[volbeast33]

 

[drvenner]

That's just the way it is.

Ah, but don't you believe them.

 

[volbeast33]

 

[drvenner]

Nobody out. Runner on 1st. Bottom of the ninth. Tie game. Do you....


1. Bunt
2. Hit and Run
3. Swing away



Just to keep it consistent, next up is your number 8 hitter who has mediocre power and you have no better options to PH on the bench.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Just not the same if it isn’t told by drvenner. I think it’s his delivery

Well, he was the only one cultured enough to get my pēənəst joke.

 

[Orange_Crush]

So, I ordered some baby chicks from Tractor Supply. When they came, they were older than advertised. I felt like I'd won the pullet surprise.

 

[drvenner]

Just not the same if it isn’t told by drvenner. I think it’s his delivery

The last time I farted on an elevator, people got so mad. They said it was wrong on sooooooo.... many levels.


You're welcome

 

[volbeast33]

Nobody out. Runner on 1st. Bottom of the ninth. Tie game. Do you....


1. Bunt
2. Hit and Run
3. Swing away



Just to keep it consistent, next up is your number 8 hitter who has mediocre power and you have no better options to PH on the bench.

There are several more variables that need to be known before making that call.

1. WHO and what kind of pitcher is pitching
2. Success rate of that hitter against the pitcher
3. Speed of the guy on first base
4. Strikeout % of the guy batting
5. How good of a bunter is the guy batting
6. What kind of hitter is the player in the 9 hole?

 

[Orange_Crush]

The last time I farted on an elevator, people got so mad. They said it was wrong on sooooooo.... many levels.


You're welcome

They also got mad when I farted in the Mac store. Hey, it's not my fault they don't have Windows.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Why? Because they said our flaky WR commit will be tough to hold and the long shot 5* LB is still in fact a long shot? Everything else seemed great.

 

[UTSuave’]

Man this gets me fired up

 

[Jimmy Football]

Man this gets me fired up

 

[Jackcrevol]

Man this gets me fired up

'and for those reasons, i've decided to go to georgia'...

 

[HalfullVol]

A ten-year-old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new due to debris that it absorbs over time. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand, and a lot of perspiration, which the average person loses at a rate of a quart a day.


Hope everyone sleeps tight.

Geez, dude get a mattress cover.

That's nasty!

 

[Jackcrevol]

A ten-year-old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new due to debris that it absorbs over time. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand, and a lot of perspiration, which the average person loses at a rate of a quart a day.


Hope everyone sleeps tight.

Yet we all go sleep in hotels, cruise ships, Airbnb's, etc. Work out in fitness centers, and poo in public restrooms with 0 ventilation.

A tale as old as time.

That'll be $5K for your new matrress, see you soon!

 

[KeepinUpWithJones]

All the traction and momentum we are generating on the recruiting trail has me thinking, where do you think we end up at? We seem to be in the thick of it with half a dozen 5 star players at the moment, which is more than I recall us being in on over the past 15 years.

So where do we end up?

 

[drvenner]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cs6kIRGt5La/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

This is pretty cool

 

[Orange_Crush]

They also got mad at me when I farted in a restaurant. Said it was in a pro pre-ate.