Recruiting Forum Football Talk VI

[BigSteve09]

 

[Weezer]

Ummm did we forget the Patriots and Aaron Hernandez?

Technically, Hernandez was just a killer, not a serial killer. There's a difference.

 

[BearCat204]

I would probably start with "Beat TCU" then go from there.

 

[bignewt]

Technically, Hernandez was just a killer, not a serial killer. There's a difference.

He killed multiple people, pre-meditated. Please explain how he is not a serial killer.

today was the day we learned that weezer is #teamhernandez.

 

[Orange.]

@SummeroftheVols

 

[Weezer]

Turkey sausage. Get that extra protein and lose some of the unnecessary fat



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[Weezer]

When you guys reach the pinnacle of badassery at 45, post colonoscopy/endoscopy you will no longer appreciate pork products.

The Bible sez it.

Bitch I almost died and still won't eat that turkey fake sausage crap.

 

[Weezer]

He killed multiple people, pre-meditated. Please explain how he is not a serial killer.

today was the day we learned that weezer is #teamhernandez.

You shut your whore mouth! I only support killers that played for Tennessee!

Wait....

And he doesn't meet the FBI criteria of a serial killer.

 

[screenthis]

Thank you. I'm glad I despise bbq.

You sir are Un-American. Treasonous.

 

[Weezer]

You sir are Un-American. Treasonous.

We've established Jack is a communist. Some of his comrades are revealing themselves, tho.

 

[Orange.]

Turkey sausage. Get that extra protein and lose some of the unnecessary fat



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No half measures. Turkey breast and olive oil > turkey sausage.

I'd better run.

 

[Orange.]

Military-grade AI may now be used to spy on American civilians

They keep pretending this has not been going on for a long while.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Bitch I almost died and still won't eat that turkey fake sausage crap.

I do believe they add pork fat to turkey sausage to keep it from being too lean to be... sausage.

 

[Orange_Crush]

You shut your whore mouth! I only support killers that played for Tennessee!

Wait....

And he doesn't meet the FBI criteria of a serial killer.

He ate lucky charms the morning of every homicide.

 

[bignewt]

Bitch I almost died and still won't eat that turkey fake sausage crap.

I get the uncooked turkey sausage to make patties and the uncured turkey bacon...both delicious.

 

[bignewt]

what you didn't know you needed today:

 

[Enki_Amenra]

He killed multiple people, pre-meditated. Please explain how he is not a serial killer.

today was the day we learned that weezer is #teamhernandez.

Does killing himself add to his body count?

 

[butchna]

LSU bound.

 

[bignewt]

Does killing himself add to his body count?

i'll allow it

 

[butchna]

Ripped off? It was an homage to that story. Coppola made that apparent. A retelling if anything. With a larger, more intense, insane scope.

Orson Welles originally wanted to make it into a movie in 1938…had to settle for Citizen Kane.

 

[LA Vol]

Players don't dictate when they play, how much they play or what position they will or won't play at UT, nor do they determine what their "value" is to UT-- in any sport. If their demands don't align, they go elsewhere. UT coaches are transparent about doing what they think is best for the team and ultimately the player. Sometimes what's best for both is for a player to portal out. UT supports and facilitates that, no matter how disappointed they may be. The general feeling across all UT programs is, everybody's replaceable so if you don't think UT is right for you, we don't think you're right for UT.

 

[knoxvol52]

Does killing himself add to his body count?

Lol went from breakfast food to unstable individuals getting off on killing people....

 

[Weezer]

I get the uncooked turkey sausage to make patties and the uncured turkey bacon...both delicious.

The only time I've had turkey bacon or sausage was when I was in the hospital, and they wouldn't give me the real stuff. Hospital food sucks already, but it sucks even more when they put you on a specific diet that only lets you have certain foods, most of which you already hate.

I just realized I have PTSD from hospital meals.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Lol went from breakfast food to unstable individuals getting off on killing people....

 

[Weezer]

Dammit. I have a new floater in my eye that seems like it's the size of an asteroid. Have they figured out a way to get rid of those yet?