Recruiting Forum Football Talk VI

[Enki_Amenra]

https://www.si.com/college/tennessee/recruiting/peyton-lewis-clocks-impressive-game-speed

 

[MarcoVol]

Dammit. I have a new floater in my eye that seems like it's the size of an asteroid. Have they figured out a way to get rid of those yet?

Remove eyeball, rinse thoroughly with water, re-insert eyeball

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

I hope someone sneaks into his bedroom and warms up both sides of this pillow every night.

With a fart.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Dammit. I have a new floater in my eye that seems like it's the size of an asteroid. Have they figured out a way to get rid of those yet?

Removal of the Eye | Bascom Palmer Eye Institute | University of Miami ... https://umiamihealth.org/en/bascom-...and-reconstructive-surgery/removal-of-the-eye

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

Dammit. I have a new floater in my eye that seems like it's the size of an asteroid. Have they figured out a way to get rid of those yet?

Have you tried putting it in rice?

 

[BearCat204]

Dammit. I have a new floater in my eye that seems like it's the size of an asteroid. Have they figured out a way to get rid of those yet?

I've heard this helps

 

[Orange.]

Orson Welles originally wanted to make it into a movie in 1938…had to settle for Citizen Kane.

Without trying to pass off Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" from The Ring as his own "signature" idea and scene like Coppola did.

 

[Jimmy Football]

Dammit. I have a new floater in my eye that seems like it's the size of an asteroid. Have they figured out a way to get rid of those yet?

They normally send Bruce Willis, depending its level of threat to Earth.

 

[Weezer]

I've heard this helps

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Does that cat have glaucoma?

 

[knoxvol52]

Does that cat have glaucoma?

Cataracts?

 

[Weezer]

I can't see my eye doctor until August. I had no idea he was so popular.

 

[Weezer]

Cataracts?

Marijuana can help glaucoma, and it almost looks like the cat is taking bong hits.

 

[BearCat204]

Does that cat have glaucoma?

Not quiet sure, but he is definitely gonna suffer from the munchies

 

[SugarCC]

First entry for dumbest post about Burns transfer goes to this guy and the 27 ppl who likes his comment.

Jalen Hurd quit on his team during the season. Burns pitched like a madman for the team all the way to Omaha.

Idk, this one is a doozy, as well...

 

[BucVol98]

Dammit. I have a new floater in my eye that seems like it's the size of an asteroid. Have they figured out a way to get rid of those yet?

My wife has issues with them and works at an Eye Surgery Center, she says they can laser them out but most eye doctors say it's not worth the risk. They told her that your brain filters them out of your vision after like a year.

 

[mr.checkerboards]

This ^

Chase was not being successful as a SP. He needed more development. He did not take to Johnson's methods and TV's authority. So TV used him as he is in the best manner to help the team win. It showcased Chase for what he was able to do best.

Good luck to Chase and hope he finds a pitching coach who can get through to him. But I only support Vol baseball and VFLs.

Who's Johnson?

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

Idk, this one is a doozy, as well...

He ain’t going to Vandy.

 

[dwaugh]

I can't see my eye doctor until August. I had no idea he was so popular.

Seems ironic that you can't see your eye doctor.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I was disappointed at how much of the movie was ripped off from Heart of Darkness. Felt dishonest.

Loved Heart of Darkness...but it is clear to me that Coppola is paying homage to that great story, not ripping it off.

 

[BearCat204]

Seems ironic that you can't see your eye doctor.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Thank you. I'm glad I despise bbq.

You seriously are a weirdo commie...

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

This ^

Chase was not being successful as a SP. He needed more development. He did not take to Johnson's methods and TV's authority. So TV used him as he is in the best manner to help the team win. It showcased Chase for what he was able to do best.

Good luck to Chase and hope he finds a pitching coach who can get through to him. But I only support Vol baseball and VFLs.

I don't ever wish them luck.

 

[BearCat204]

I don't ever wish them luck.

I think I have been "wish them well" to just about everyone including Henry T, but this Burns thing is so much different IMO.

 

[butchna]

You seriously are a weirdo commie...

Hates bbq, puppies, America and God. Loves the Vols tho.

 

[OrangeShade]

Idk, this one is a doozy, as well...

Wow... I must have missed seeing Vandy in Omaha