Recruiting Forum: Football Talk XI

Thanks for all the kind words everyone, I won't respond beyond this, so as not to hijack the thread any more, but we are grateful :hi:

Looks like heavy sanctions coming for Oklahoma over "pastagate". Anyone think the NCAA will inflict heavy punishment before our game next year?

Oklahoma Sooners penalized for three student-athletes eating too much pasta - ESPN

I read their actual report. Mind-blowing how dumb the NCAA is. "Pocket-dialing" violations cracked me up.
 
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You did with this one! I have written it down and talked to a couple people about it. Hope you don't mind if I quote you. I looked this statement up on google for ten minutes before realizing you are the first person to say this.

Yeah it's an original. You are more than welcome to quote it as well. If you want to add a source to it and my handle just seems out of place, you can say a guy by the name of Coy Gill was it's source.

Maybe one day, if I finally get my ass in gear, I'll be famous.
 
Yeah it's an original. You are more than welcome to quote it as well. If you want to add a source to it and my handle just seems out of place, you can say a guy by the name of Coy Gill was it's source.

Maybe one day, if I finally get my ass in gear, I'll be famous.

I really appreciate it.
 
Callahan just called out Sab for plagiarism, lol. Question I have is why is Callahan following him?
 
Hey fellas, hopefully this will start your day off right. Today, I almost experienced the greatest tragedy of my life.

The family was getting ready to go out, (wife, 3 kids, myself) so I sent the kids out to the truck first, while we got the last stuff locked up, turned off, etc. A minute or two later, I hear the crash of metal. Immediately, I knew it was a vehicle hitting something. Running to the door, I see my truck had rolled about 15 feet down my sloping driveway into our large steel gate, which probably weighs over 1,000 pounds. The gate was visibly pretty dramatically bent from the momentum of the truck crashing into it.

Quickly scanning the yard, I see the three year old at the top of the hill, remember my oldest is inside, and right about the time I think, "Where is John-Michael" (aged 5), I hear him scream from behind the truck. Ladies and gentlemen...that moment, untold fear gripped my heart. What was I going to find behind that truck? My boy under a my back tire, broken legs, a crushed chest... my God!

I jumped off the porch, still wearing my socks with no shoes, and ran around the truck to see him pinned between the bumper and the crushed gate. I threw myself between the gate and truck and pressed with all I had. Stinking socks were giving me no traction, but I pushed that SOB and moved it a few inches back up the hill while forcing the gate off of my son. My wife had run out by that time and pulled him free as I held the truck back.

We really don't know what happened. The parking brake (stick shift) was still engaged. My son (who has had a steady diet of Iron Man, Captain American, Spider-man & Jesus) said he saw the truck rolling and jumped behind it to stop it.

I tell this story to give credit to God. I'm telling you, that child had not a single scratch. Not even a bruise. The gate, which was hit so hard it bent the steel angle iron, bars and broke welding will need to be repaired. How on earth he was pinned between the two and walked away... I give credit to God alone.

Needless to say, I was, and am emotionally exhausted from the experience. I'm going to get that truck's parking brake looked at and park it in 1st gear from now on.

Now, back to football.

I got shivers reading this. So glad your family is safe and unharmed.
 
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10,000th post.

This milestone shoutout goes to 5 I think are under rated: (along with the usuals - wU, Ron, Freak and others who contribute)
Lynx
glitch
kirby
OddFuture
Dust10

Quote:
"No, it wasn't me, it was the dog that farted. But if you wanna squabble, Ill turn off this soccer game and bench press this cop car. The debate has been lettith... Hurd should play QB."
 
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10,000th post.

This milestone shoutout goes to 5 I think are under rated: (along with the usuals - wU, Ron, Freak and others who contribute)
Lynx
glitch
kirby
OddFuture
Dust10

Quote:
"No, it wasn't me, it was the dog that farted. But if you wanna squabble, Ill turn off this soccer game and bench press this cop car. The debate has been lettith... Hurd should play QB."
That shoutout :)

The quote gave me a jolly chuckle too :lolabove:
 
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Thanks for all the kind words everyone, I won't respond beyond this, so as not to hijack the thread any more, but we are grateful :hi:

Looks like heavy sanctions coming for Oklahoma over "pastagate". Anyone think the NCAA will inflict heavy punishment before our game next year?

Oklahoma Sooners penalized for three student-athletes eating too much pasta - ESPN

Love the comment at the bottom saying the players should have declared themselves Pastafarians and then sued the NCAA for religious intolerance.
 
10,000th post.

This milestone shoutout goes to 5 I think are under rated: (along with the usuals - wU, Ron, Freak and others who contribute)
Lynx
glitch
kirby
OddFuture
Dust10

Quote:
"No, it wasn't me, it was the dog that farted. But if you wanna squabble, Ill turn off this soccer game and bench press this cop car. The debate has been lettith... Hurd should play QB."

Well done POA. Greatly appreciate all you bring to the forum.

10,000/30,000 contributor :good!:

:hi:
 
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10,000th post.

This milestone shoutout goes to 5 I think are under rated: (along with the usuals - wU, Ron, Freak and others who contribute)
Lynx
glitch
kirby
OddFuture
Dust10

Quote:
"No, it wasn't me, it was the dog that farted. But if you wanna squabble, Ill turn off this soccer game and bench press this cop car. The debate has been lettith... Hurd should play QB."

:birgits_giggle::salute::lol:
 
10,000th post.

This milestone shoutout goes to 5 I think are under rated: (along with the usuals - wU, Ron, Freak and others who contribute)
Lynx
glitch
kirby
OddFuture
Dust10

Quote:
"No, it wasn't me, it was the dog that farted. But if you wanna squabble, Ill turn off this soccer game and bench press this cop car. The debate has been lettith... Hurd should play QB."

Boom! I'd rather be underrated than overrated!
 
Stephen Rivers (brother of Phillip), QB at LSU is transferring and will be eligible immediately starting this Fall.
 

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