Alright guys, I have heard from sources how the press conference will go. It will be Hollywood like, since ESPN will be the network carrying the coverage.
The camera will start showing a helicopter flying in the distance, it will zoom in to show that it is a Monday Night Football helicopter flying over Knoxville. The camera now zooms closer to show Gruden standing at an open door in the helicopter. He jumps, salutes the Monday Night crew, and yells thanks for the Monday Night gig...
As Gruden is diving down, the Monday Night crew helicopter's camera catches Gruden chute supporting the power T on it. He is headed toward Neyland Stadium...
He land in the Checker Boards. The Pride of the Southland Band starts to form the T, then Gruden struts to the podium...
When Helicopter Coach steps to the podium, he says...
Clay Travis perks up, but oh it's just his press conference notes.
Gruden gives a monumental speech...
He finishes buy putting the rest of the SEC on notice.
Gruden: "I am now driving this Big Orange train, so if you don't want to get run over, I suggest you get off the tracks!", then...
At least this is how I heard it would go down from my source.
Disclaimer My source is my twisted mind.