The fatal flaw with all the suckers we're talking about hiring is they're so *boring.*
I don't know this Dorean guy at all, but I can promise you that if he's hired, he will never say one interesting the entire time he's the coach. Toughness, day by day, left it on the field, etc etc who cares why are you talking
The reason you hire a coach like Les Miles or Mike Leach or even Kiffin at this point, is because of how they build a national profile for your program. The media likes them, they say silly funny things, and your college gets a lot of national attention. These coaches also fend to win a lot, which helps.
And they're not worried about what you're saying on twitter. I can't believe how stupid they think we are.