I'll get it started:
Rumors need to be labeled and treated as such, not assumed as fact no matter how hard you'd like to believe it.
Don't tweet at 'croots (includes pulling a Sabanocchio/Scroggins love letter type situation).
Speak about those in our program with a shred (that's all, just a shred at the very least) of respect. If a player isn't doing well, guess what, he'd still run circles around your fat azz. If a coach calls a bad play, guess what, they're professionals. You're not. No coach will be 100% agreeable every snap of the season.
Stop calling each other out over petty arguments in the RF, because I generally like the discussion here, but you guys apparently know each other way too intimately with your personal opinions of each other, and it ruins the board for those of us that have jobs and like to poke our heads in every day or two. The only exception is D4H because he's so much of a crackpot, he might as well be VN's mascot.
Don't have any gods before Rod Wilks.
And know that Evan Berry isn't going to switch to RB. It's not like coaches haven't ever thought of putting him elsewhere on the team; they just know better. You don't.
Any more suggestions?