Recruiting forum off topic thread (no politics, covid, or hot button issues)

[Glitch]

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[Weezer]

I ain't no stinkin commie.

You sure? I heard a nasty rumor you were seen having borscht and vodka with Comrade Jack. In front of his picture of Stalin.

 

[Glitch]

The off topic threads sucks today. Anybody got any good dog fart stories to tell in here?

 

[Glitch]

You sure? I heard a nasty rumor you were seen having borscht and vodka with Comrade Jack. In front of his picture of Stalin.

I am a happily married man. Not having borscht with anyone but Mrs. Glitch you filthy prevert.

 

[Weezer]

I am a happily married man. Not having borscht with anyone but Mrs. Glitch you filthy prevert.

AHA!!! You admit to eating that Ruskie food!

 

[Glitch]

AHA!!! You admit to eating that Ruskie food!

I don't speak commie talk. I thought that was a ruskie euphemism.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

@Jackcrevol . . .
"Hi, this is the democracy. . .

You know you have an offer. . ."

 

[Orange.]

I am a happily married man. Not having borscht with anyone but Mrs. Glitch you filthy prevert.

Slapping those blini at breakfast. We know what you're up to!

 

[Glitch]

@Jackcrevol . . .
"Hi, this is the democracy. . .

You know you have an offer. . ."

@Jackcrevol be all like...

 

[Enki_Amenra]

@Jackcrevol be all like...

 

[Weezer]

I don't speak commie talk. I thought that was a ruskie euphemism.

I will forgive you this time. But you must know your enemy to spot your enemy.

 

[Glitch]

Slapping those blini at breakfast. We know what you're up to!

Pretend I don't know what that means...

 

[Glitch]

I will forgive you this time. But you must know your enemy to spot your enemy.

I can spot my enemy by their lack of teeth and the fact that they are making out with their sister/mom.

 

[Orange.]

Pretend I don't know what that means...

 

[Weezer]

I can spot my enemy by their lack of teeth and the fact that they are making out with their sister/mom.

All Bammers may be communists, but not all communists are Bammers. Know the difference.

 

[Glitch]

All Bammers may be communists, but not all communists are Bammers. Know the difference.

All non-UT fans are suspect. Got it.

 

[Weezer]

All non-UT fans are suspect. Got it.

Yes, but you have to look out for double agents like Jack.

 

[Glitch]

Yes, but you have to look out for double agents like Jack.

Everyone except me is suspect got. Nothing can go wrong here.

 

[Weezer]

Everyone except me is suspect got. Nothing can go wrong here.

Even you wife could be a sleeper agent.... Or your kids.

 

[Glitch]

Even you wife could be a sleeper agent.... Or your kids.

 

[Weezer]

They're most definitely trying to influence you.

Have they asked for money lately? Gifts?

 

[Jackcrevol]

Yes, but you have to look out for amazing, trustworthy folks like Jack.

there, fyp fuzz ball

 

[Glitch]

They're most definitely trying to influence you.

Have they asked for money lately? Gifts?

It has all been one 20 year long con to get all the top secret government knowledge in my head. I feel so betrayed.

 

[Weezer]

there, fyp fuzz ball

See how duplicitous these commies can be!!

 

[Orange_Crush]

The off topic threads sucks today. Anybody got any good dog fart stories to tell in here?

Stupid post. Do better.