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If I was to ever run for office I think I would just wing it on those stories. "I fight for poor little Frankie Boddington, he was born with Leukemia, without thumbs, his right eye and only one testicle. He is now a single welfare father trying to raise 5 children in a converted golf cart in Barstow, California. Under my new plan, he will be given an air conditioner, but the bastard will have to pay for his own damn generator"
 
If I was to ever run for office I think I would just wing it on those stories. "I fight for poor little Frankie Boddington, he was born with Leukemia, without thumbs, his right eye and only one testicle. He is now a single welfare father trying to raise 5 children in a converted golf cart in Barstow, California. Under my new plan, he will be given an air conditioner, but the bastard will have to pay for his own damn generator"

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If I was to ever run for office I think I would just wing it on those stories. "I fight for poor little Frankie Boddington, he was born with Leukemia, without thumbs, his right eye and only one testicle. He is now a single welfare father trying to raise 5 children in a converted golf cart in Barstow, California. Under my new plan, he will be given an air conditioner, but the bastard will have to pay for his own damn generator"

If you can get him that air conditioner, and promise not to increase my taxes, then you've got my vote.
 
Meanwhile, in Nashville, Vandy has just blocked a South Carolina field goal attempt....the Dores will take over near midfield in a 10-10 tie.
 
If you can get him that air conditioner, and promise not to increase my taxes, then you've got my vote.


I am increasing everybody's taxes, and using the money to fund air conditioners, free beer and Asian concubines for every man in this country
 

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