Rod Wilks?

[Venomous Vol]

Lane Kiffin landed the USC job by promising to make them the Rod Wilks of the Pac 10.

 

[JayVols]

Kryponite loses its powers when Rod Wilks is near!
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[Gannon Goodson]

Rod Wilks once had an awkward experience........ just to see what it felt like.

 

[JayVols]

Rod Wilks is the result of the irresistable force meeting the immovable object!
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[DD4ME]

The French didn't make the Statue of Liberty. Rod Wilkes did when he knocked up the Eiffel tower!

 

[Imintnse]

the french didn't make the statue of liberty. Rod wilkes did when he knocked up the eiffel tower!

lmao!

 

[KiffinKiller]

Rod Wilks knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

 

[volhammer]

For last Halloween I went as Rod Wilks. As soon as I put on his jersey my junk grew 8 inches and I got laid 1,264 times...

best so far!!!:rock:

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.' Well, except for Rod Wilks." --Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

[SunshineVOL]

This is just in from the AP:

~Rod Wilks stronger than a Silent "e". Letterman missing and presumed dead~

 

[SunshineVOL]

This just in from the AP

~Rod Wilks walks on water. Fish fry in the works~

 

[SkinsVol]

Why is there a question mark after his name in the thread title? There are NO questions with Rod Wilks, only answers.
/my first RW post:rock:

 

[KiffinKiller]

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Rod Wilks

 

[rocketvol]

"Rome wasn't built in a day." -- That's becaue Rod Wilks wasn't alive to build it. He could build it in 1/2 a day!

 

[rocketvol]

Rod Wilks once beat Usain Bolt in the 100M dash by 4 seconds, then jumped in the pool and beat Michael Phelps in the 50M Freestyle by 5 seconds. He then beat Lebron James 21-0 in a game of one on one. All in the same day!!

 

[lumberjack4]

Rod Wilks is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter.

 

[PeaceCorpsVol]

Rod Wilks looked at my friend at a party. She is now pregnant.

 

[pualsline]

Rod Wilks looked at my friend at a party. She is now pregnant.

Rod Wilks also looked at a friend at a party, too! HE is also pregnant.

 

[Vol in Tears]

Hey everyone, I've been a member of volnation for a few months, and I've seen people poking fun at Rod Wilks. What did he do?

You dare question Him? May Rod have mercy on your soul.

 

[NEO]

Trojan just came out with a new line bigger than Magnum called the Rod Wilks.

 

[KiffinKiller]

The movie "Deliverance" was based on Wilks' experiences as a kindergarden teacher.

 

[KiffinKiller]

He uses live elk for toilet paper!

 

[Panthro]

M&Ms melt in Rod Wilks's hands.

 

[STEPPCHILD]

Rod wilks ordered a big mac at burger king....... And got one!

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Rod Wilks was one of the 3 wise men who witnessed the birth of baby Jesus.