Saw a player today at the Walmart

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VolNC2316 said:
The only thing more stupid than the original post was the debate about the dog shooting...This thread should be in the showcase of the Stupid Volnation Threads Hall of Fame...
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It's the off season....lol!


What is the rule for having dogs in the back yard in a fenced area and they start barking at night possibly keeping the neighbor's awake if they have their windows open in this fine spring weather? I am learning alot here!
 
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Jackson_Harris said:
No sweet love...yet! LOL! You have made me stop and think about that. It is one of those things I saw my dad do probably 5-6 times when I was growing up. So I just assumed it was ok.

But after thinking about what you had to say, admittedly I wouldn't shoot my own dog for pooping in my yard or in the neighbor's yard.

Tell you what...I have since moved from the rural 5 acre place. I now live in a subdivision. So I won't be shooting any more dogs with my BB gun.

How about squirrels? Can I shoot at squirrels to keep them from getting on my roof and possibly into my attic to make noise at night?
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I'm not your dad lol. You don't have to ask me. I like squirrels, but there's not much harm in that.
 
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Professor Nono said:
looking at BB gun pistols............. I wondered if I should even mention this but then decided, yes, I will. The player shall remain unnamed and I said nothing to him and I did not wait around to see if he bought anything. Now I am a firm believer in the 2d Amendment, and I own several pistols, but doggone it, if the player thinks he needs a bb gun that looks like the real thing, what the F are they into over there? If it is just for fun, that can wait until after they graduate don't you think? Just not the right place to be.
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So you obviously saw a black player at walmart buying a bb gun and assumed he was up to no good. Thanks for letting us know about this important development. I look forward to reading more about this. Seriously who f'n cares if he is buying a bb gun. I had one when I was 10. They can be fun to shoot squirrles with. If he shoots somebodys eye out that we can all come back to this thread. Even if it was a real gun we have rights to own one for protection.
 
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Jackson_Harris said:
No sweet love...yet! LOL! You have made me stop and think about that. It is one of those things I saw my dad do probably 5-6 times when I was growing up. So I just assumed it was ok.

But after thinking about what you had to say, admittedly I wouldn't shoot my own dog for pooping in my yard or in the neighbor's yard.

Tell you what...I have since moved from the rural 5 acre place. I now live in a subdivision. So I won't be shooting any more dogs with my BB gun.

How about squirrels? Can I shoot at squirrels to keep them from getting on my roof and possibly into my attic to make noise at night?
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when I was growing up there was a cat that would get in my grandfathers trash cans..he had a detached garage. this is in teh day when you had those metal trash cans, so he ran an electrical line to it to keep the cat off of it
 
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Professor Nono said:
Ok - The Professor finds that all of you have fallen short. Therefore, I will assign all of you posting grades of between C-'s and F+'s. For those posters too young to be enrolled in school, you get timeout.

What I was trying to do was invite debate. The situation just struck me as one that would have resulted in the Cuonzo laser-beam-gum-chewing-stare-of-death for the player.

For those in this babbling gaggle of troglodytes who struggle with abstract thought, here's the idea: basketball player's are ambassador's of the University. Therefore, perception reflects upon not only the player, but the University at large. Hence, there is a difference between myself and a UT basketball player - I am only a lowly member of the intellectually elite academia. However, the actions of a player can damage his image and the image of the University. Therefore, the player must be more cautious and thoughtful about what he does in public.

Maybe I won't go back to that Walmart - its selection of cravat's was somewhat paltry.
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Intellectually elite? Your indiscriminate use of poor grammar betrays you,dear. Come back when you learn the difference between a contraction, singular/plural and a possessive.
 
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BB guns....shock collars....rifles....shotguns....all pretty good dog training or dog eliminating methods.
 
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Didn't realize players weren't allowed to LOOK at toy guns, let's hope it's not a secondary violation.
 
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Chris4Vols22 said:
You have to be kidding me dude. Shooting a dog with a BB gun.
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You still have not defined the term "dog abuse." Do it.

Can one dog "abuse" another when he bites it to control it? Is that different from a bb gun that leaves no wound or lasting pain?
 
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Professor Nono said:
looking at BB gun pistols............. I wondered if I should even mention this but then decided, yes, I will. The player shall remain unnamed and I said nothing to him and I did not wait around to see if he bought anything. Now I am a firm believer in the 2d Amendment, and I own several pistols, but doggone it, if the player thinks he needs a bb gun that looks like the real thing, what the F are they into over there? If it is just for fun, that can wait until after they graduate don't you think? Just not the right place to be.
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if it hasn't said, it's none of mine, yours or anyone elses business.
 
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vol_in_il said:
when I was growing up there was a cat that would get in my grandfathers trash cans..he had a detached garage. this is in teh day when you had those metal trash cans, so he ran an electrical line to it to keep the cat off of it
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Ha ha ha....that is a good one!


Whoops, I am sorry Chris...that IS NOT funny man!
 
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Professor Nono said:
looking at BB gun pistols............. I wondered if I should even mention this but then decided, yes, I will. The player shall remain unnamed and I said nothing to him and I did not wait around to see if he bought anything. Now I am a firm believer in the 2d Amendment, and I own several pistols, but doggone it, if the player thinks he needs a bb gun that looks like the real thing, what the F are they into over there? If it is just for fun, that can wait until after they graduate don't you think? Just not the right place to be.
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Probably headed to pilot afterwards.
 
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Professor Nono said:
looking at BB gun pistols............. I wondered if I should even mention this but then decided, yes, I will. The player shall remain unnamed and I said nothing to him and I did not wait around to see if he bought anything. Now I am a firm believer in the 2d Amendment, and I own several pistols, but doggone it, if the player thinks he needs a bb gun that looks like the real thing, what the F are they into over there? If it is just for fun, that can wait until after they graduate don't you think? Just not the right place to be.
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My dear lord. PEOPLE OF KNOXVILLE-- HOLD YOUR BURGERS CLOSE!! stage 5 alert!!!!

WE GOT ATHLETES WITH BB GUNS!!! RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
 
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Jackson_Harris said:
No sweet love...yet! LOL! You have made me stop and think about that. It is one of those things I saw my dad do probably 5-6 times when I was growing up. So I just assumed it was ok.

But after thinking about what you had to say, admittedly I wouldn't shoot my own dog for pooping in my yard or in the neighbor's yard.

Tell you what...I have since moved from the rural 5 acre place. I now live in a subdivision. So I won't be shooting any more dogs with my BB gun.

How about squirrels? Can I shoot at squirrels to keep them from getting on my roof and possibly into my attic to make noise at night?
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Freaked me out for a minute at the thought of you seeing your dad make sweet love, lol.
 
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Scotty's Flat Top said:
My dear lord. PEOPLE OF KNOXVILLE-- HOLD YOUR BURGERS CLOSE!! stage 5 alert!!!!

WE GOT ATHLETES WITH BB GUNS!!! RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
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No worries unless we drive 80s model Haundai's. Everyone knows thats the folks you wanna rob. That still puzzles me why Nuke and the gang picked those poor bums. Well I guess wealthy folks with Beamers aren't out at 3 am. So nevermind answered my own question. :unsure:
 
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DeepSpringsVol said:
No worries unless we drive 80s model Haundai's. Everyone knows thats the folks you wanna rob. That still puzzles me why Nuke and the gang picked those poor bums. Well I guess wealthy folks with Beamers aren't out at 3 am. So nevermind answered my own question. :unsure:
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There are so many questions that I would like to have answered about that ordeal. SMH. It is pretty hilarious looking back though. Maybe Steve Miller can write a song about it one day.. "go on take the burger and run"
 
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