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#676
#676
illumiVOLi said:
I don’t know man. He’s got that funky cradle cap look going on right now. I mean dudes just straight older than dirt.
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I'm sure Chris Coons has told him to got ahead and accept that Homie the Clown u-shaped look. He could cut it low on the sides too so it doesn't look like a fro.
 
#677
#677
DinkinFlicka said:
Not really. Most of the time, I'm having to intervene on dudes making women uncomfortable.
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Saw a re-run prob of undercover boss with the owner of Twin Peaks, and the bar waitress said that is typical about once per day having to boot a jerk out. Of course, my comment/question originally was in humor, but we're way past that now.
 
#678
#678
DinkinFlicka said:
Not really. Most of the time, I'm having to intervene on dudes making women uncomfortable.
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It's amazing the guys that can't read body language or pick up hints, but certainly entertaining to watch them flame out.
 
#679
#679
Vol737 said:
It's amazing the guys that can't read body language or pick up hints, but certainly entertaining to watch them flame out.
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What's funniest is that those are mostly the guys bragging about their conquests, and their excuses when they flame out in front of the gang. The guys being chill and acting like their not even trying to score are the ones that got all the looks in my day. Atleast from the girls that weren't going to leave you with a gift you couldn't wash off in the shower.
 
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#680
GVF said:
What's funniest is that those are mostly the guys bragging about their conquests, and their excuses when they flame out in front of the gang. The guys being chill and acting like their not even trying to score are the ones that got all the looks in my day. Atleast from the girls that weren't going to leave you with a gift you couldn't wash off in the shower.
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That was me. It's amazing how often you will be approached when you're not being "that guy". The night I met my wife was at a wedding reception after all the other single guys were done taking their shot and failing. I knew I was in because she kept looking over at me all night and in a way almost to say "please save me from these goons!" We finally met when I walked over, handed her a glass of wine and told her to come with me if she really wanted to tarnish her image! NEVER would have done that if she hadn't been sending the signals. After about our third date, she did say she was close to walking over to me first so she could slap me and say "hey dummy! I like you! Duh!" Bees to honey, brother. Bee's to honey. Been together for 30 years.
 
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#683
VolStrom said:
Like the old 1970's Fram commercial says, you can pay me now or pay me later.
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Haha! Loved those. I liked the old NAPA commercial where you heard the ignition turning and then NAPA sign closed like a car door with a thud so you could then read the NAPA sign and this deep voice said, "NAPA!".
 
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#685
VolStrom said:
You don't even want to hear my Midas muffler Schick.
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I believe you are EE, but in the ME world, I swear being sloppy in tolerance has good benefits. I got this customer that has this 30 year old POS compressor that sounds like a train a coming and it keeps chugging. Not the first time.

Personally I had the biggest POS V-6 4 speed Camero at one time and I swear you heard all sorts of Con Rod and Piston noises that would freak one out. The dang starter would lock up and let some tension of the tranny and it would start.
Clearance can be good..in certain situations..lol

Fram had a line and it stuck but not sure anyone looked at micron ratings
 
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#686
Vol737 said:
Haha! Loved those. I liked the old NAPA commercial where you heard the ignition turning and then NAPA sign closed like a car door with a thud so you could then read the NAPA sign and this deep voice said, "NAPA!".
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I miss the Michael Waltrip NAPA commercials.
 
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#687
Orangeburst said:
I believe you are EE, but in the ME world, I swear being sloppy in tolerance has good benefits. I got this customer that has this 30 year old POS compressor that sounds like a train a coming and it keeps chugging. Not the first time.

Personally I had the biggest POS V-6 4 speed Camero at one time and I swear you heard all sorts of Con Rod and Piston noises that would freak one out. The dang starter would lock up and let some tension of the tranny and it would start.
Clearance can be good..in certain situations..lol

Fram had a line and it stuck but not sure anyone looked at micron ratings
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I'm pretty certain that we've lived the same experiences.
 
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Vol737 said:
It's amazing the guys that can't read body language or pick up hints, but certainly entertaining to watch them flame out.
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My girlfriend-ish hates going out to bars unless I'm with her for that exact reason. I work a night or two a week at my spot and it cracks me up watching her sit down before drunk dude after drunk dude bellies up to spit some of the worst game you will ever see (it's a late night spot so it's rare that anyone arrives there short of tipsy).

I kind of love the privliege of going out alone and not being bothered or otherwise ****ed with outside of people tryng to bum cigarettes off me. Women like her can't get a second's peace.
 
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#694
clarksvol00 said:
If i remember correctly, the president of the United States at the time called for the firing of players who refused to salute a flag or partake in certain rituals.
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But there is a distinct difference. You will find many of his supporters that would disagree with that stance. On the other hand, Puddinhead could say that Tyre Nichols is a victim of racism and the lefties would nod in solidarity laden agreement. Oh wait....
 
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#695
hog88 said:
I believe there is a max on payout. If the most you can get from SS is X no matter how much money you paid in why would it be fair to keep charging after a certain point?

I could be wrong.
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No... you are absolutely right.
 
#698
#698
VolStrom said:
Don't you feel that it's ironic that I use the governments' money to pay my income taxes?
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That's not quite right. The government has taken your money, held onto it for many years, and will dole it out to you at some pathetic rate... THEN take out taxes again. It ain't their money. It never was. It was your money that they stole from you.

I'll bet if you made Social Security optional that no one with an IQ greater than a houseplant would contribute.
 
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#699
SpaceCoastVol said:
But there is a distinct difference. You will find many of his supporters that would disagree with that stance. On the other hand, Puddinhead could say that Tyre Nichols is a victim of racism and the lefties would nod in solidarity laden agreement. Oh wait....
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I disagree.
 
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