Storming the COURT!!!

Should Vol fans storm the court when we beat a top 5 team?

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#252
#252
LawVol13 said:
Emain, when UTIE was in school, it was a different time. Sex has taken storming the court's place in society. Teen pregnancy has sky-rocketed since the institution of the ban on storming. That's just another example of the epidemic that this ban has caused.
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Students not able to get their fix on storming the court have now been forced to use meth to get their high. Obviously, as a matter of public policy this ban must be lifted.
 
#253
#253
UT IE 95 said:
I can assure you I am a better person for not knowing you.
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You are the best person, oh great one. We are not worthy of your presence. Do not smite me, o Lord, but I feel that your services would be better rendered in saving the poor South American children who are greatly oppressed and can no longer storm the soccer fields after a big win for the home side.
 
#254
#254
I only hope the the patrons of my place of employment are not blocked from storming the area behind the bar tonight when Stoli upsets Grey Goose in a martini tasting.
 
#255
#255
alumvol08 said:
Students not able to get their fix on storming the court have now been forced to use meth to get their high. Obviously, as a matter of public policy this ban must be lifted.
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It's a slippery slope. If the government can take storming the court away from us, what's next?
 
#256
#256
emainvol said:
You are the best person, oh great one. We are not worthy of your presence. Do not smite me, o Lord, but I feel that your services would be better rendered in saving the poor South American children who are greatly oppressed and can no longer storm the soccer fields after a big win for the home side.
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Now that's wierd and sad and...and......I just don't know what to think about this.
 
#261
#261
emainvol said:
I only hope the the patrons of my place of employment are not blocked from storming the area behind the bar tonight when Stoli upsets Grey Goose in a martini tasting.
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Thank God my lawschool hasn't yet banned storming. All morale would be destroyed. Today, after an especially riveting Torts class, the entire class stormed the professor and tore apart our classroom. I can't imagine what it would be like if this wasn't allowed.
 
#268
#268
LawVol13 said:
I bet you got a lot less business when storming was allowed. No one had a reason to drink.
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Back in the days when milk, honey, and bourbon flowed freely from the trees. Before the dark one cast us mere fans out of the court forever.
 
#270
#270
btw, we're partly responsible for that rule.

Back in 2006, when these sorts of wins were a big deal... we beat Florida and Billy Donovan claimed he "feared for his safety". So Florida's AD, in the first of many examples of being a whiny *****, complained to the SEC and the rule was implemented...

Having said that, it's 2010... and Tennessee basketball is actually nationally respected now. Storming the court is for breakthrough wins... and knowing how UT basketball and Coach Pearl have performed recently, the only real breakthroughs we have left are the SEC Tournament Title, and NCAA Tournament progression past the Sweet 16.

Home wins over Kentucky and Kansas, while great... will never be shocking to me under this coaching staff.
 
#272
#272
amd_texas-crowd.jpg

The epitome of class and appropriate fan reaction to winning at a sporting event.
 
#275
#275
cant figure out why Vol fans want to be lumped in the same category as a techie fan base.
 
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