naw its cool if you are a kennedy
(With appologies to Jeff.)
1. If you every drove a car off a bridgeÂ…Â…Â… You might be a Kennedy.
2. If you were married for 12 years, had two children and got the marriage annulledÂ…Â…Â… You might be a Kennedy.
3. If you and Chris Dodd made waitress sandwichesÂ…Â…Â… You might be a Kennedy.
4. If you ever caught cheating on a test and were expelled Harvard Â…Â…Â… You might be a Kennedy.
5. If you ever said "Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty?" Â…Â…Â… You might be a Kennedy.
6. If you ever had an affair with the familyÂ’s 14 year old babysitterÂ…Â…Â… You might be a Kennedy.
7. If your brothers' both had an affair with Marilyn MonroeÂ…Â…Â… You might be a Kennedy.
8. If your dad was a notorious bootlegger.......You might be a Kennedy.
9. If your President ever had to recall your dad from his ambassadorship to England because of his Nazi sympathies.........You might be a Kennedy.
10. If one of your former aides is now the most liberal socialist sitting on the Supreme Court..........You might be a Kennedy.
11. If the only KKK member senator wants to rename a helth care bil the Kennedy bill.........You might be a Kennedy.
12. If all the heros in Arlington turn over in their graves when you are buried........You might be a Kennedy.
13. If you were expelled a second time from Harvard for paying someone else to cheat for you.........You might be a Kennedy.
14. If you were expelled from Harvard and joined the army and thought you were signing for two years but signed up for four............You might be a Kennedy.
15. If your dad got your enlistment knocked down to two years and made sure you were assigned to Europe rather than Korea where a war was raging......You might be a Kennedy.
16. If you were assigned to Paris and never reached a rank above private..........You might be a Kennedy.
(I once visited a service friend in Paris, there was no base then, he was payed per diem and had his own apartment, I'd bet Teddy boy had the same deal.)gs
17. If while attending law school at the University of Virginia , you were cited for reckless driving four times, including once when you were clocked driving 90 miles per hour in a residential neighborhood with your headlights off after dark and your Virginia driverÂ’s license was never revoked..........You might be a Kennedy.
18. If in 1964, you were seriously injured in a plane crash, and hospitalized for several months and test results done by the hospital at the time you were admitted had shown you were legally intoxicate and the results of those tests remained a “state secret” until in the 1980’s when the report was unsealed.........you might be a Kennedy.
19. If you can't remember the 911 number for twelve hours..........You might be a Kennedy.
20. If you have served forty years in the senate and have prescious little to show for it..........You might be a Kennedy.
21. If in your very first Senate roll you were the floor manager for the bill that turned U.S. immigration policy upside down and opened the floodgate for millions of immigrants from third world countries...........You might be Kennedy.
22. If since that time, you have been the prime instigator and author of every expansion of an increase in immigration, up to and including the latest attempt to grant amnesty to illegal aliens........You might be a Kennedy.
23. If you are known around Washington as a public drunk, loud, boisterous and very disrespectful to ladies........You might be a Kennedy.
24. If you motto is; 'a blond in every pond'..........You might be a Kennedy.
25. If a document from the KGB archives reveals that you reached out to the General Secretary of the Soviet UnionÂ’s Communist Party, Yuri Andropov, to propose a kind of public relations strategy to counter President ReaganÂ’s defense policy initiatives toward the Soviet Union..........You might be a Kennedy.
26. If you are pushing health bill is known S.P.L.A.S.H. for short..........You might be a Kennedy.
S enior
P rotection
L ife
A ssurance
S upplemental
H ealth
27. If you helped the president of Communist Broadcasting System get his position.......You might be a Kennedy.
Feel free to add on.
Feel free to add on.