The All things Lane Kiffin Car Accident Thread (merged)

again, allegations with no facts! do you guys just make this up on the fly? watch now it will appear as fact on B&B as the newest scandal, I'm sure you are a reliable source, hell with you and Tenacious D making up the latest rumors, this thing could go nationwide!!!!

No if i was making stuff up just to create a scandal, i would have posted the real reason for the accident was that Kiff was driving while the coed was riding "side saddle" and this caused him to lose control of the car deploying the air bag. This forced the coeds face to strike Kiffy's head and resulted in the dark bruise above his eye noticed at that weekends game. :thumbsup:
 
No if i was making stuff up just to create a scandal, i would have posted the real reason for the accident was that Kiff was driving while the coed was riding "side saddle" and this caused him to lose control of the car deploying the air bag. This forced the coeds face to strike Kiffy's head and resulted in the dark bruise above his eye noticed at that weekends game. :thumbsup:

Well unless you were the one riding "side saddle" how would you know this? OHHHHH I get it, you are now implying that he is gay, I see where you are going with this. Sow was it good for you?
 
Well unless you were the one riding "side saddle" how would you know this? OHHHHH I get it, you are now implying that he is gay, I see where you are going with this. Sow was it good for you?

Where did you get the idea of gay? Do you not understand the sentence "Coed riding side saddle"? is your day job a decorative sea shell on Pismo beach where the tourists hold you up to their ears so they can hear the ocean roar? :blink:
 
Are you camped out in the neighborhood? Jesus, talk about making a stretch with the speculation. White is a pretty common name, hell you probably know several people in your own small world with that last name. Any proof to back any of this up? NO, just like all the other speculation on here about our coach, that is all it is. He had a wreck, it was paid for by the insurance. Time for Rocky Top to get on with their lives already!

LOL. Why don't you get a life before you try lecturing others? You come on our board to defend X, that is looking for trouble. Try sticking to the USC boards if you want to hear the crap you're shoveling. If there is proof of these rumors it will come out if not X will have nothing to worry about. Just stay the heck off UT boards if you can't handle any perspective on what a piece of trash this coward is.
 
If this story comes out as truth, it will certainly be ugly for them. It looks like we may be really lucky to be rid of them.
 
lanekrules
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You have got to be kidding me. You know there is a thread you can go to get your user ID changed. I dont think it will change your loyalty though. Unless you are a USUCK troll, Enjoy probation. Nah... you will just switch allegance to UCLA. Flippin bandwagoners.
 
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Well unless you were the one riding "side saddle" how would you know this? OHHHHH I get it, you are now implying that he is gay, I see where you are going with this. Sow was it good for you?

Well someone on here did say that he was spotted at the local gay bar named the carousel so take it for what you will and form your own opioin of it
 
Are you camped out in the neighborhood? Jesus, talk about making a stretch with the speculation. White is a pretty common name, hell you probably know several people in your own small world with that last name. Any proof to back any of this up? NO, just like all the other speculation on here about our coach, that is all it is. He had a wreck, it was paid for by the insurance. Time for Rocky Top to get on with their lives already!

Look, imp, these are not people who are easily misidentified.

The White family is an institution in Knoxville, and their son, Doug White owns both Toyota and Lexus of Knoxville - two of the newest and largest dealerships in Knoxville, and which are located immediately adjacent to one another. Doug runs the Toyota dealership, and his brother Andy is the GM at Lexus. Yeah, that's the same, "Andy White" from the press release. Is it possible that I've somehow mistaken these people for others with a similiarly common name? Sure, there could be multiple people with the last name White in Knoxville, and could there even be more than one with the first name of Andy or Doug? Without a doubt.

However, in order to mistake these guys for someone....the Andy would need to manage a Lexus dealership.....in Knoxville.....and he'd also need a brother named Doug......who just so happens to also own the Lexus dealership which his brother Andy manages....and who himself runs the Toyota dealership.

So, now, Arianna, do you still think that they've been confused with someone else? No? Good, because neither does anyone else.

Insofar as knowing where they live, first, I know several people in that area, and even in that subdivision. Just a quick heads up here, but anytime the head football coach at Tennessee moves into your friends subdivision, it tends to come up in conversation. So do things like, "Yeah that guy's family owns Lexus...the owner lives down the street." I know, pretty surprising stuff here. You must be amazed at my investigative skills.

If you really want verifiable proof, check out this link:
Property Tax Search - Trustee - Knox County Tennessee - A Great American Community

It's the Knox County Property Assessor's Office, where you can search any house in Knoxville - by name, address, street, etc. It will tell you (at the speed of the internet itself) who owns it, how much it was last valued at, which lot belongs to whom, so on and so forth.

Guess what crack James Bond stuff I did when I ran their names through this site?!?! The ol' Bat computer down at City Hall whirred to life and spit out the super-secret information that only career assassins such as myself can obtain the necessary information to bring X's lies into the light of day. Well, career assassins can access it, or anyone with an internet connection. But no one else!

Look, those dealerships have supplied the cars to the UTAD for the previous 15 years, its likely safe to assume that they may be connected to the UTAD....and its coaches......including X. It's also likely to assume that given their close proximity to the program, it would be in their own best interests to prevent it from being embarassed, or for any undue attention to come upon it. However, I do not even mean to imply that they would or have actually taken action to protect the interests of either the UTAD or its coaches. Instead, I've merely shown where their interests appear to be somewhat intertwined, and that protecting one another would likely be to their mutual advantage.

So, that's all I am saying. It's just something to consider.

I appreciate the props you've extended to me, and the perception you have of my super-sleuth skills.....but they're not exactly making any of this stuff difficult to piece together. Anytime someone issues a press release as a means to stop or subdue the media's incessant calling and questioning, you should start paying attention. And then, when they issue a press release to address the specific incident which has sparked such interest - but then leave all of the basic and most pertinent information out of that release - people start looking for those answers, themselves.

Trust me, some random dude on a message board is the least, and I mean the very least of both your and X's concerns. There are a lot more people who are far more intelligent and experiened than I - and who get paid an incredibly higher amount of money - to figure these things out for all of us. And that's who you need to be arguing with, because that's who's going to truly ram this thing down your now blissfully ignorant throat.

Look - I appreciate that you don't want these things to be true, but unfortunately, that does not in fact make them untrue. And the truly bad news is that this is just the very tip of the iceberg. If and when it all comes out, you'll see these wrecks as being wholly insignificant in comparison to those other things (which I have no idea if they are true or not, I just hear random tidbits via hearsay) which will come out.

Let's just say that X might be a much better fit for Cali than anyone could have possibly known. I'd say that the farther north he goes, the more at home he'll feel.
 
I cannot understand HOPING this stuff is true, just because he did us wrong as a football coach. I mean, if this is true, then it will hurt his wife and children. Why would we want that, just to see him get humiliated?

And looking at his wife, it would only show his own stupidity for doing something like that to begin with. But where is the compassion for them, in our desire to see Kiffin be brought down? What did they do to deserve that?

Would it be more compassionate to pull someone from a shark tank, or to help them better delude themselves into believing that the tank was filled with dolphins?

If X didn't want to find himself in this position (no pun intended), or to see these things be made public....maybe he shouldn't have committed them.
 
Look, imp, these are not people who are easily misidentified.

The White family is an institution in Knoxville, and their son, Doug White owns both Toyota and Lexus of Knoxville - two of the newest and largest dealerships in Knoxville, and which are located immediately adjacent to one another. Doug runs the Toyota dealership, and his brother Andy is the GM at Lexus. Yeah, that's the same, "Andy White" from the press release. Is it possible that I've somehow mistaken these people for others with a similiarly common name? Sure, there could be multiple people with the last name White in Knoxville, and could there even be more than one with the first name of Andy or Doug? Without a doubt.

However, in order to mistake these guys for someone....the Andy would need to manage a Lexus dealership.....in Knoxville.....and he'd also need a brother named Doug......who just so happens to also own the Lexus dealership which his brother Andy manages....and who himself runs the Toyota dealership.

So, now, Arianna, do you still think that they've been confused with someone else? No? Good, because neither does anyone else.

Insofar as knowing where they live, first, I know several people in that area, and even in that subdivision. Just a quick heads up here, but anytime the head football coach at Tennessee moves into your friends subdivision, it tends to come up in conversation. So do things like, "Yeah that guy's family owns Lexus...the owner lives down the street." I know, pretty surprising stuff here. You must be amazed at my investigative skills.

If you really want verifiable proof, check out this link:
Property Tax Search - Trustee - Knox County Tennessee - A Great American Community

It's the Knox County Property Assessor's Office, where you can search any house in Knoxville - by name, address, street, etc. It will tell you (at the speed of the internet itself) who owns it, how much it was last valued at, which lot belongs to whom, so on and so forth.

Guess what crack James Bond stuff I did when I ran their names through this site?!?! The ol' Bat computer down at City Hall whirred to life and spit out the super-secret information that only career assassins such as myself can obtain the necessary information to bring X's lies into the light of day. Well, career assassins can access it, or anyone with an internet connection. But no one else!

Look, those dealerships have supplied the cars to the UTAD for the previous 15 years, its likely safe to assume that they may be connected to the UTAD....and its coaches......including X. It's also likely to assume that given their close proximity to the program, it would be in their own best interests to prevent it from being embarassed, or for any undue attention to come upon it. However, I do not even mean to imply that they would or have actually taken action to protect the interests of either the UTAD or its coaches. Instead, I've merely shown where their interests appear to be somewhat intertwined, and that protecting one another would likely be to their mutual advantage.

So, that's all I am saying. It's just something to consider.

I appreciate the props you've extended to me, and the perception you have of my super-sleuth skills.....but they're not exactly making any of this stuff difficult to piece together. Anytime someone issues a press release as a means to stop or subdue the media's incessant calling and questioning, you should start paying attention. And then, when they issue a press release to address the specific incident which has sparked such interest - but then leave all of the basic and most pertinent information out of that release - people start looking for those answers, themselves.

Trust me, some random dude on a message board is the least, and I mean the very least of both your and X's concerns. There are a lot more people who are far more intelligent and experiened than I - and who get paid an incredibly higher amount of money - to figure these things out for all of us. And that's who you need to be arguing with, because that's who's going to truly ram this thing down your now blissfully ignorant throat.

Look - I appreciate that you don't want these things to be true, but unfortunately, that does not in fact make them untrue. And the truly bad news is that this is just the very tip of the iceberg. If and when it all comes out, you'll see these wrecks as being wholly insignificant in comparison to those other things (which I have no idea if they are true or not, I just hear random tidbits via hearsay) which will come out.

Let's just say that X might be a much better fit for Cali than anyone could have possibly known. I'd say that the farther north he goes, the more at home he'll feel.

:lolabove::lolabove:HOLY CRAP:)
 
Wow...I have heard that people who are struggling with their sexuality often act out by having multiple affairs with women to prove their virility. I wonder how long before he and Leo are in a hot tub with lines of blow....hahahhahaah

This has all gotten super crazy.
 
Look, imp, these are not people who are easily misidentified.

The White family is an institution in Knoxville, and their son, Doug White owns both Toyota and Lexus of Knoxville - two of the newest and largest dealerships in Knoxville, and which are located immediately adjacent to one another. Doug runs the Toyota dealership, and his brother Andy is the GM at Lexus. Yeah, that's the same, "Andy White" from the press release. Is it possible that I've somehow mistaken these people for others with a similiarly common name? Sure, there could be multiple people with the last name White in Knoxville, and could there even be more than one with the first name of Andy or Doug? Without a doubt.

However, in order to mistake these guys for someone....the Andy would need to manage a Lexus dealership.....in Knoxville.....and he'd also need a brother named Doug......who just so happens to also own the Lexus dealership which his brother Andy manages....and who himself runs the Toyota dealership.

So, now, Arianna, do you still think that they've been confused with someone else? No? Good, because neither does anyone else.

Insofar as knowing where they live, first, I know several people in that area, and even in that subdivision. Just a quick heads up here, but anytime the head football coach at Tennessee moves into your friends subdivision, it tends to come up in conversation. So do things like, "Yeah that guy's family owns Lexus...the owner lives down the street." I know, pretty surprising stuff here. You must be amazed at my investigative skills.

If you really want verifiable proof, check out this link:
Property Tax Search - Trustee - Knox County Tennessee - A Great American Community

somebody really needs a life, or maybe a wife, dude, what kind of warped person sits and does this type of ****? searching property tax records to see where the car dealership owners live? WOW!
 
somebody really needs a life, or maybe a wife, dude, what kind of warped person sits and does this type of ****? searching property tax records to see where the car dealership owners live? WOW!

Takes about three minute if you type with more than two fingers.
 
Look, imp, these are not people who are easily misidentified.

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And you gained James Bond status how? I like what you are saying, I just dont see the drama. As much as I'd like to think this is real I will wait and see.
 
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